Awesome garage door opener

[GodlessAstronomer]

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[theflyingpig]

Back in the 70s I used to work for a garage door company. In the afternoons, we would sit around drinking beer and laugh as we lowered doors onto cats and dogs we had trapped throughout the day. Good times.

 

[mjrpes3]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Back in the 70s I used to work for a garage door company. In the afternoons, we would sit around drinking beer and laugh as we lowered doors onto cats and dogs we had trapped throughout the day. Good times.

yeah those were the days man

 

[theflyingpig]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Back in the 70s I used to work for a garage door company. In the afternoons, we would sit around drinking beer and laugh as we lowered doors onto cats and dogs we had trapped throughout the day. Good times.

yeah those were the days man

Everyone knows this.

 

[vi edit]

But it only works for one door. If you have two doors and require two openers then they fight over the same frequency.

 

[Dualist]

Very nice, that's one way to get the garage door open. :laugh:

 

[boomerang]

You couldn't come up with a more expensive solution.

FAIL

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: boomerang
You couldn't come up with a more expensive solution.

FAIL

No kidding. It'd be cheaper to use explosives to blow the door off and have it replaced every time...

 

[SphinxnihpS]

It needs bigger tits.

 

[captains]

i think my work blocked youtube for videos just like this, lame

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
It needs bigger tits.

Bigger tits increase the cost dramatically and reduce the actual functionality of the device.

 

[paulney]

Marked

 

[Krazy4Real]

haha

 

[Pegun]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: boomerang
You couldn't come up with a more expensive solution.

FAIL

No kidding. It'd be cheaper to use explosives to blow the door off and have it replaced every time...

:thumbsup:

 

[IEC]

That's an awfully high maintenance "solution" to a trivial problem. Probably one of THE MOST expensive.

 

[Kelvrick]

marked

 

[badkarma1399]

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
That's an awfully high maintenance "solution" to a trivial problem. Probably one of THE MOST expensive.

True, but your forgetting that those devices are multi-functional. They also function as dishwashers, lawnmowers, channel-changers, and ottomans. The big downside is they come with a shitty return policy.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: badkarma1399

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
That's an awfully high maintenance "solution" to a trivial problem. Probably one of THE MOST expensive.

True, but your forgetting that those devices are multi-functional. They also function as dishwashers, lawnmowers, channel-changers, and ottomans. The big downside is they come with a shitty return policy.

You forget that in spite of their many uses, they tend to be VERY high maintenance, and require frequent infusions of large sums of cash. The size of the infusion varies by the size of the tits usually, but not always.

 

[CRXican]

did he say kids?

that's his daughter?

 

[JulesMaximus]

:laugh::thumbsup: