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Awards to give to profs

SarcasticDwarf

SarcasticDwarf

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I belong to a student environmental organization on my campus. The Environmental Studies department, which is where most of us are is having a banquet type thing this weekend and is giving awards to students. We would like to give 2-3 awards to profs as a sort of joke. The thing is, they have to be both funny and not insulting as at least half would not take a joke well. Anyone have any (serious) ideas?
 
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
I belong to a student environmental organization on my campus. The Environmental Studies department, which is where most of us are is having a banquet type thing this weekend and is giving awards to students. We would like to give 2-3 awards to profs as a sort of joke. The thing is, they have to be both funny and not insulting as at least half would not take a joke well. Anyone have any (serious) ideas?
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Makes things kind of hard.

How about: Most likely to have voted for Nader
 
best at referring to underage drinking. (happens SOOO often)

give him a huge beer mug that says "hey look, im 18 and i am drinking"

MIKE
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
I belong to a student environmental organization on my campus. The Environmental Studies department, which is where most of us are is having a banquet type thing this weekend and is giving awards to students. We would like to give 2-3 awards to profs as a sort of joke. The thing is, they have to be both funny and not insulting as at least half would not take a joke well. Anyone have any (serious) ideas?
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Makes things kind of hard.

How about: Most likely to have voted for Nader
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Hahhahha

"Proffy who makes things kind of hard." 😉
 
Lifetime achievement award . . . and give it to a prof who's fairly new to the job (say only 1-2 years teaching experience). Be sarcastic about everything he's accomplished.
 
Best jokes (do any of them tell jokes in lectures?)
shortest lectures
longest lectures
best/worst user of laser pointer - make jokes about darth vader or lasik eye surgery 😛
 
"Most trees killed."
"Most likely to have formerly been a serial killer."
"Most likely to have voted for Taft."
"Most experienced with civil wars before there were re-enactments."
 
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