- Feb 11, 2005
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Intranet is down at work and since I have nothing better to do....what do you think of this idea.....add anything I didn't think of....
0 ? Theoretical. Doesn?t exist. All girls are at least a little batshit insane.
1 ? Rare mood swings.
2 ? Moody. Drives like a retard, even for a girl. Light weed smoking
3 ? Drinks a bit too much
4 ? Extremely Moody. Keeps a live journal, or blog of any sort
5 ? Drinks way too much, constantly cancels plans, constantly whines, never comes up with any of the plans for stuff to do
6 ? Smoker, spoiled
7 ? Heavy weed smoking, sketchy friends
8 ? Goes for sketchy guys usually, deals in contraband, minor criminal acts.
9 ? Uses Acid, still bangs an ex or two
10 ? Tranny! Heroine or Cocaine user past or present, Felon, any S.T.D.?s
For any trait on the list give the corresponding value, then add up the total points. If the score comes to greater than or equal to 15, or is any of the things listed under ?10???.RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
Example, a girl who drinks a bit too much (3), and has sketchy friends (7) would total up to a 10. She passes. However if you find out she also is banging an ex or two (9) that puts her up to 19, and no longer datable.
Another example would be a girl who has rare mood swings (1), but also used to use Heroine (10). She only comes to an 11, but because she has something listed under 10, that automatically disqualifies her.
0 ? Theoretical. Doesn?t exist. All girls are at least a little batshit insane.
1 ? Rare mood swings.
2 ? Moody. Drives like a retard, even for a girl. Light weed smoking
3 ? Drinks a bit too much
4 ? Extremely Moody. Keeps a live journal, or blog of any sort
5 ? Drinks way too much, constantly cancels plans, constantly whines, never comes up with any of the plans for stuff to do
6 ? Smoker, spoiled
7 ? Heavy weed smoking, sketchy friends
8 ? Goes for sketchy guys usually, deals in contraband, minor criminal acts.
9 ? Uses Acid, still bangs an ex or two
10 ? Tranny! Heroine or Cocaine user past or present, Felon, any S.T.D.?s
For any trait on the list give the corresponding value, then add up the total points. If the score comes to greater than or equal to 15, or is any of the things listed under ?10???.RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
Example, a girl who drinks a bit too much (3), and has sketchy friends (7) would total up to a 10. She passes. However if you find out she also is banging an ex or two (9) that puts her up to 19, and no longer datable.
Another example would be a girl who has rare mood swings (1), but also used to use Heroine (10). She only comes to an 11, but because she has something listed under 10, that automatically disqualifies her.