AUTOMOBILE ROADKILL CAN PREDICT YOUR FUTURE

Brutuskend

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ELK GROVE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) ? The type of animals you accidentally run over while driving your car can predict your future.

That?s according to ?Roadkill Psychic? Terrie Brill of Elk Grove, California, who claims the animals crushed under your wheels offer an insight into your future...


Brill says running over a cat is a sign you?re about to have a spiritual crisis.

Running over a deer means you?re about to hurt someone you love.

Crushing a crow with your car means you?re not prepared for the future.

Rolling over a snake could mean you?re about to have a heart attack or other serious accident.

If you run over a dog, expect your friendships to take a turn for the worse.

Finally, Brill says if a bee collides with your windshield, you need to make more time for yourself.
Mashed mosquitos have no affect whatsoever on your future. (Thank god for THAT!)

(Some people have WAY too much time on their hands...)
 

SWScorch

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I've hit a dog, ran over a skunk, and possibly a cat. I also ran over a big frog the other day. Does this mean my friends are all going to leave, I'm going to repent for my sins, and have a heart attack?
 

edro

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I hear that hitting a homeless man means you will be holding your soap tightly for many years to come.
 

EagleKeeper

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Originally posted by: SWScorch
I've hit a dog, ran over a skunk, and possibly a cat. I also ran over a big frog the other day. Does this mean my friends are all going to leave, I'm going to repent for my sins, and have a heart attack?

Based on the item bolded, I would not blame your friends for leaving you.