Automated Relationship Breakup Service?

[Shelly21]

I heard this from a friend. Is there a phone number out there for people to give to their SO and
there would be an automated message telling them that the relationship is over.

like an automated "dumping" line.

 

[gopunk]

wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I heard this from a friend. Is there a phone number out there for people to give to their SO and
there would be an automated message telling them that the relationship is over.

like an automated "dumping" line.

Hey, baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population: you.

 

[minendo]

Tell me who to call and I'll do it.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Ditto. It's still fun to make fun of them, though.

Gp - math 125 really sucks donkey meat.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: minendo
Tell me who to call and I'll do it.

LOL new career Minendo? I guess it beats tech support huh?

Anyways, I heard about that number on the radio a couple of weeks back, I forget what the number is, but they said the message was like "We are sorry but the person that gave you this number does not wish to speak with you ever again"

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: minendo
Tell me who to call and I'll do it.

LOL new career Minendo? I guess it beats tech support huh?

Anyways, I heard about that number on the radio a couple of weeks back, I forget what the number is, but they said the message was like "We are sorry but the person that gave you this number does not wish to speak with you ever again"

I think it would be fun. Plus it would really let me use my jackass personality to its fullest.

 

[damiano]

this is pretty sad....

I guess it's for people who do not have the b*lls (i mean the heart)
to do it in person

 

[pulse8]

I don't know if it's the same thing, but they have numbers that you can give out to people you meet in bars that you don't want to give your home number to.

It'll tell them that they've received a number because the person who gave it to them doesn't want to speak to them. This is for weak people who are unable to use the words, "I'm not interested."

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: minendo
Tell me who to call and I'll do it.

LOL new career Minendo? I guess it beats tech support huh?

Anyways, I heard about that number on the radio a couple of weeks back, I forget what the number is, but they said the message was like "We are sorry but the person that gave you this number does not wish to speak with you ever again"

Dang! I could so use that! Not with gfs, by any means, just irritating people who won't leave me alone...

<--- feeling fiendishly evil today.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Ditto. It's still fun to make fun of them, though.

Gp - math 125 really sucks donkey meat.

you're telling me... it was probably the single largest reason i didn't get into cs

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Ditto. It's still fun to make fun of them, though.

Gp - math 125 really sucks donkey meat.

you're telling me... it was probably the single largest reason i didn't get into cs

<--- considering not applying for cs, just sticking with economics... . How are those other applications coming?

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Ditto. It's still fun to make fun of them, though.

Gp - math 125 really sucks donkey meat.

you're telling me... it was probably the single largest reason i didn't get into cs

<--- considering not applying for cs, just sticking with economics... . How are those other applications coming?

rejected by johns hopkins and rice... not surprising i guess. meh... the guy at hopkins said they were only able to accept 20 out of 320. can't beat those odds

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Ditto. It's still fun to make fun of them, though.

Gp - math 125 really sucks donkey meat.

you're telling me... it was probably the single largest reason i didn't get into cs

<--- considering not applying for cs, just sticking with economics... . How are those other applications coming?

rejected by johns hopkins and rice... not surprising i guess. meh... the guy at hopkins said they were only able to accept 20 out of 320. can't beat those odds

Aye... still, least you tried, dude... when do you find out the rest?

 

[LaBang]

I remember hearing in japan that there are physical services like this. They go to the persons house and take out all of the SO's stuff, kick them out to the street corner and strong arm them into never coming back. It's like calling in the mob to break up with your girlfriend.

It's also used to kick kids out of the house.

Pretty crazy stuff.

 

[pulse8]

They have PMs and IMs for a reason, fellas.

Don't force us to be your automated relationship breakup service.

 

[richardycc]

Maybe you can try this!

ripped from Hotdeals from awhile ago.

rich

 

[Jzero]

I swear there really is one at least in NYC! They had a website, but I can't find it now.
Grrr....

 

[ElFenix]

hmmm... theres several people i want to tell off... perhaps i should just pass the phone numbers to minendo....

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Actually, I think it follows by an automated counseling voice saying stuff like "there's more fish in the sea"

however, maybe I got it mixed up... It's probably along the line of a number you give to people that you don't really want to talk to

 

[minendo]

"Dude you're getting dumped."

Press 1 to hear this message again
Press 2 to hire an assassin to take care of the person who sent you this message.
Press 3 to be connected to live chat with recently dumped people

 

[Hammer]

Shelly, I haven't heard on an automated breakup service, but someone post the link a while back to a service for like when a guy keeps bugging you for your number and you just want to get rid of him. You give them the number and they get a recording that says something like if you were given this number, the person who gave it isn't interested and don't bother them again.

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: gopunk
wow, i have the deepest respect for someone who would use that.

Actually, I think it follows by an automated counseling voice saying stuff like "there's more fish in the sea"

however, maybe I got it mixed up... It's probably along the line of a number you give to people that you don't really want to talk to

 

[WombatWoman]

Maybe what we need is a revival of the good old Alfred E. Neuman "Dear John Form Letter."

To (Dumpee's name):

From (Your name):

Subject:

Dear (Dumpee's name),

I don't know quite how to tell you this, but [CHOOSE ONE]

• our romance is over.
• our affair is dead.
• I'm entering a convent.
• I loathe you.
• our horoscopes clash.
• you are a sickie.
• you need to bathe more.
• I'm a streetwalker.
• your nostrils offend me.
• there's a contract out for you.
• you're a schmuck.
• I'm in love with your sister.
  
  I think I first knew it [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• that night
• last year
• skinny dipping
• tripping on tangerine seeds
• last Arbor day
• when you shackled me
• when I threw up
• when I saw that shrunken head
• when your dwarf bit me
• reciting "Gunga Din"
• swapping tennis shoes
• when your sheepdog went berserk
  
  [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• in your pad,
• in your camper
• outside Poughkeepsie,
• under the bus,
• in your closet,
• while eating enchiladas,
• with Reverend Moon,
• in drag,
• at the Hare Krishna prom,
• on the funny farm,
• in a trance,
• with the Mondales,
  
  and I saw you [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• make a pass at
• insult
• ignore
• punch out
• pour syrup over
• carve your initials on
• tear the clothes off
• apply leeches to
• render impotent
• yank the toupee off
• sit on
• exorcize
  
  [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• my best friend.
• my father.
• E.F. Hutton.
• my whoopee cushion.
• my spinach souffle.
• Bert and Ernie.
• my avocado plant.
• my penpal in Ghana.
• my Franklin Mint Collection.
• the Oakland front four.
• my Billy Carter statue.
• that crazed monk.
  
  I'm sure you're [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• man
• sensitive
• open-minded
• ashamed
• stoned
• gutless
• scared
• Mongol
• masochistic
• perverted
• senile
• Republican
• frostbitten
  
  enough to see [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• how miserable I've been.
• what a bore you are.
• your Datsun sucks.
• your acne is terminal.
• I've had a sex change.
• there is no Mid-East solution.
• we're first cousins.
• there is no Santa Claus.
• I'm allergic to your hamster.
• I dig sanitation men.
• that I'm bionic.
• that "The Gong Show" stinks.
  
  I'm returning [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• your ring,
• your love letters,
• your Darth Vader poster,
• your pet rock,
• to the commune,
• those slides of Altoona,
• your dentures,
• to sleeping around,
• our matching Snoopy bibs,
• your Bicentennial truss,
• to Saturn,
• your bag of immies,
  
  but I'm holding on to [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• your photo
• those oil stocks
• my virginity
• your neighbor Ralph
• the results of the blood test
• your left ear
• your suicide note
• your mother
• my sanity
• your ant colony
• your police record
• Murray's leotards
  
  as a keepsake. I want you to know that I'll [CHOOSE ONE]
• always treasure
• never forget
• try to blot out
• inform the I.R.S. about
• always feel unclean about
• never scoff openly at
• make a movie based on
• tell the "Enquirer" about
• inform the asylum about
• get nauseous thinking of
• tell my priest about
• be a lot better off without
  
  your [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• friendship.
• senility.
• new life as a clone.
• Eskimo incarnation.
• capo Angelo.
• cocaine habit.
• passion for fieldmice.
• Jackie Mason imitations.
• embarrassing rash.
• eggplant fetish.
• screwing up World War II.
• hatred of Tampa.
  
  [CHOOSE ONE]
  
• Fondly,
• Sincerely,
• Painfully,
• Eat your heart out,
• with disgust,
• with great relief,
• Up yours,
• Your undying enemy,
• Best to your frog Leonard,
• Now bug off,
• Good luck on your parole,
• Regards to your creepy family,

(Your Name)

 

[Geekbabe]

Don't you first have to actually get a date before getting into a position where you've got to worry about how to breakup ?

 

[Hammer]

lol....the irony

baff you going to kill me aren't you?

Originally posted by: baffled2
Don't you first have to actually get a date before getting into a position where you've got to worry about how to breakup ?