Autobots vs. Decepticons.

[SSSnail]

You know what I noticed? Why is that all of the Autobots in their vehicular form are just some sissy trucks or cars? Why can't they take a page out of the Decepticons and disguise as something bad-ass?

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[Ruptga]

Cuz they're the good guys and good guys are always nice and civil bleeding hearts, not war-like manly men 😛

 

[Newbian]

So they can blend in.

It's a bit harder to blend in as a tank or a jet.

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: Newbian
So they can blend in.

It's a bit harder to blend in as a tank or a jet.

THIS

/THREAD

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: Newbian
So they can blend in.

It's a bit harder to blend in as a tank or a jet.

THIS

/THREAD

Well yeah, but they still had to fight. They can easily disguise as other industrial machines, how about an earth mover? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought. 😛

 

[S Freud]

Does their size depend on what they take the shape of? Why are some bigger than others? I don't have any knowledge of the transformers.

 

[Sea Moose]

So after all these years, the Decepticons are just over compensating for undersized exhaust pipe?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: Newbian
So they can blend in.

It's a bit harder to blend in as a tank or a jet.

THIS

/THREAD

Well yeah, but they still had to fight. They can easily disguise as other industrial machines, how about an earth mover? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought. 😛

Constructicons

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: Newbian
So they can blend in.

It's a bit harder to blend in as a tank or a jet.

THIS

/THREAD

Well yeah, but they still had to fight. They can easily disguise as other industrial machines, how about an earth mover? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought. 😛

Constructicons

Devastator had some massive testes.

 

[Freshgeardude]

Originally posted by: S Freud
Does their size depend on what they take the shape of? Why are some bigger than others? I don't have any knowledge of the transformers.

yes. for example... SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS 2

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there are 2 autobots that are seen throughout the movie that are very small, slightly bigger than smart cars, when they go in regular form, they arent MUCH bigger than people.

I think it has to do with age, lol yes. If you see that one part where the decepticons hide (the planet, may be jupiter or some crap) they had like sacks of robots, they popped one and it "acted" like a baby and was small. the old decepticon gone autobot was very big, even compared to optimus prime, such as the 2 jet "packs" optimus prime wore when he souped up to kill the bad prime.

 

[dsity]

hmmm thought it had to do with GM advertising their line of cars.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

why do they need to transform at all? for disguise? on cybertron? never mind how they magically gain and lose mass at will. transformers are fucking stupid - good for the 80's, perfect for now.

 

[OCGuy]

I was going to make a real post in this thread, but then I realized I have had sex before.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: OCguy
I was going to make a real post in this thread, but then I realized I have had sex before.

With what? And before what?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: S Freud
Does their size depend on what they take the shape of? Why are some bigger than others? I don't have any knowledge of the transformers.

Megatron is a prime example of this.

when in Walther P38 form he is small enough to be wielded by another decepticon. But in robot form he gains tremendously in size.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: S Freud
Does their size depend on what they take the shape of? Why are some bigger than others? I don't have any knowledge of the transformers.

Megatron is a prime example of this.

when in Walther P38 form he is small enough to be wielded by another decepticon. But in robot form he gains tremendously in size.

he is also wielded by humans when its convenient, as are soundwave and others.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: S Freud
Does their size depend on what they take the shape of? Why are some bigger than others? I don't have any knowledge of anything.

fixed


owned


go home

 

[zylander]

Because Decepticons > Autobots.


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[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude

Originally posted by: S Freud
Does their size depend on what they take the shape of? Why are some bigger than others? I don't have any knowledge of the transformers.

yes. for example... SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS 2

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there are 2 autobots that are seen throughout the movie that are very small, slightly bigger than smart cars, when they go in regular form, they arent MUCH bigger than people.

I think it has to do with age, lol yes. If you see that one part where the decepticons hide (the planet, may be jupiter or some crap) they had like sacks of robots, they popped one and it "acted" like a baby and was small. the old decepticon gone autobot was very big, even compared to optimus prime, such as the 2 jet "packs" optimus prime wore when he souped up to kill the bad prime.

you are putting way too much thought into a brainless piece of shit flick that was never meant to provoke a single cognizant gangliar twitch from any rational human being.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: OCguy
I was going to make a real post in this thread, but then I realized I have had sex before.

With what? And before what?

With bumblebee... before the movie came out...

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: OCguy
I was going to make a real post in this thread, but then I realized I have had sex before.

With what? And before what?

With bumblebee... before the movie came out...

OCguy, just hit it and forget it, man...