Auto-cannibalism is not the answer!

[Raiden256]

Reminiscing is fun...

 

[guyver01]

Zork


In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.

>open egg
You have neither the tools nor the expertise.
>eat egg
I don't think that the jewel-encrusted egg would agree with you.
>bite me
Auto-cannibalism is not the answer.

 

[Raiden256]

Damn... you guys are too good.

I also liked "Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse."

 

[guyver01]

its amazing what google will find