Australian Union demands 12 days menstrual leave

[veggiefrog]

Originally posted by: squeeg22

Originally posted by: Queasy
I predict that 100% of the union females will take advantage of this and use their 12 days whether they have menstrual problems or not. I further predict that 98% of the menstrual days will land on either Friday or Monday.

And I will predict that 75% of the females will not be smart enough to use the vacation day around the same time every month, therefore implicating themselves as lying, manipulative women.

😕 some women have cycles that are irregular and so it doesnt always happen the same day of the month.

i take it you are not used to female company?

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: veggiefrog

Originally posted by: squeeg22

Originally posted by: Queasy
I predict that 100% of the union females will take advantage of this and use their 12 days whether they have menstrual problems or not. I further predict that 98% of the menstrual days will land on either Friday or Monday.

And I will predict that 75% of the females will not be smart enough to use the vacation day around the same time every month, therefore implicating themselves as lying, manipulative women.

😕 some women have cycles that are irregular and so it doesnt always happen the same day of the month.

i take it you are not used to female company?

Well they better get regular so the company can plan around those days!

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: squeeg22

Originally posted by: Queasy
I predict that 100% of the union females will take advantage of this and use their 12 days whether they have menstrual problems or not. I further predict that 98% of the menstrual days will land on either Friday or Monday.

And I will predict that 75% of the females will not be smart enough to use the vacation day around the same time every month, therefore implicating themselves as lying, manipulative women.

Ah, nothing like some repetitive redundancy...

 

[veggiefrog]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: veggiefrog

Originally posted by: squeeg22

Originally posted by: Queasy
I predict that 100% of the union females will take advantage of this and use their 12 days whether they have menstrual problems or not. I further predict that 98% of the menstrual days will land on either Friday or Monday.

And I will predict that 75% of the females will not be smart enough to use the vacation day around the same time every month, therefore implicating themselves as lying, manipulative women.

😕 some women have cycles that are irregular and so it doesnt always happen the same day of the month.

i take it you are not used to female company?

Well they better get regular so the company can plan around those days!

😀

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
But wouldn't women who take such leave be basically announcing when they have their period? Or is that not very personal information I suppose...

That information should be supplied to us males. That way, we can stay the heck away during this violent time.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
thats a GREAT idea. who wants to be around a woman with PMS.

 

[SuperTool]

Yeah, and some will just happen to get all 12 of their days right after Christmas break 😉

 

[Crazymofo]

That is 100% BS!! I mean jesus I come to work when my a$$ is bleeding and am in a sh|tty mood because of it.

 

[zakee00]

i would laugh when some chick takes like 3 of them in one month

 

[Baked]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and don't die.

 

[mwtgg]

Whiny bitches. Deal with it.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
That is 100% BS!! I mean jesus I come to work when my a$$ is bleeding and am in a sh|tty mood because of it.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much info there buddy...

 

[JoeKing]

It's just a negotiation tactic.

 

[0roo0roo]

just encouragement not to hire females. make em cost more for the same amount of work essentially. rather stupid

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: isekii
Unions = :thumbsdown:

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
just encouragement not to hire females. make em cost more for the same amount of work essentially. rather stupid

yep, "equal pay for equal work" sorta falls apart with rules like this.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
just encouragement not to hire females. make em cost more for the same amount of work essentially. rather stupid

yep, "equal pay for equal work" sorta falls apart with rules like this.

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

 

[0roo0roo]

damn u animal farm🙂

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
damn u animal farm🙂

It's a great book. Short and sweet, yet very powerful.

Edit: I think it applies in this case. Women want to be equal to men in salary, benefits, etc, but then they want 12 more days because they get irritable and crampy each month? Riiiiight...