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Australia to shoot 20,000 Koala Bears!

Where can I buy one? That way I can give it to my gf to cuddle after sex so I can fall asleep peacefully.
 
There going to be relocated.
But MAN I wish I could go on a government funded shooting spree like that....The stuff of dreams....
 
that was with my ex gf because it was her dog. my current gf (actually fiancee) has a dog but she is blind, said it had something to do with skoorb trying to come over one day.
 
Man, how much does this safari package cost? I would *so* do it!!!

Its not too often that a liberal democrat like meself gets to help the environment and kill thousands of cute furry animals at the same time! 😛
 
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
I'm sure mitch hedburg (don't know the spelling exactly) would want one
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Why are koala bears so far away from me. I wish I had an infistation, it would be much better then cockroaches
 
"The koalas are so hungry they are eating pine needles," said Kanck. "What will tourists think of a habitat of denuded trees with desperate, starving koalas roaming the damaged landscape?"
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Here's a crazy thought. How about letting the ecosystem balance itself out?
 
I always thought they looked like Ewoks. I would SOooooooooo love to sniper a few of those rat bastards!!!

How about signing up for an anti-ecotour? Start by helping the Canucks club a few seals, then head down under for a Koala Bar-B-Que!!!
 
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: CtK
damn this is how we should control the human population!!!!!
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Agreed.
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brings back the topic that parents should have a liscense to have children
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Soylent Green, anyone? 😀


You go through a lot to adopt. But feel absolutely free to have entire litters of your own. But of course, the whole "selective breeding" thing is subject to the discriminatory biases of those in charge, which can be dangerous.



Koalas - yeah well; here in Pennsylvania, they allow or sometimes almost encourage hunting of the local deer population. Those things are stupid when it comes to cars, and they just love to dart out in front of moving objects. They can total a car no problem.
And how stupid can they be? You see one running down a slope, so you come to a complete stop - but the deer, instead of compensating to avoid your now stationary car, runs right into the side of it.
I've not had any hits with deer with my own car, but my mom's car was very nearly totaled by one (~40mph, and one bounded off of a rock face by the road).
My dad's been through 3 cars in the past 5 years thanks to deer bolting out of wooded areas at night. It's quite impressive how much damage they can do.
 
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NO !!!!

🙁 🙁
:Q

Why don't they just Export the koala over here or other places such as New Zealand or Indonesia 😛 🙂
 
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