Aunt's having a baby at 44

[DVad3r]

The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

Wtf

 

[spidey07]

Congratulations to her and shame on you!

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

Without pics, this thread is made of lies

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: James Bond

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

Wtf

Exactly. What kind of fucker says no pics but indicates that said pics would be fucking awesome?

 

[burntfish]

Originally posted by: DVad3r


Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

how can you say that and not post pics?

 

[JM Aggie08]

Fuck you OP.

You tease us, and produce no pics. I hope the baby has fins and a tail for this horrible act against ATOT.

 

[Gibson486]

Cause we all know you know what is best.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

I don't see it as a terrible decision. I hope the baby is born healthy and is brought up in a happy home. That's all a kid would want.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
Cause we all know you know what is best.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Congratulations to her and shame on you!

 

[paulney]

Read between the lines: OP wants to bang his aunt.

 

[krylon]

This thread is shens without :camera:

tits or GTFO

 

[jpeyton]

Make sure she screens for Down's Syndrome early, in case she wants to abort.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Make sure she screens for Down's Syndrome early, in case she wants to abort.

You can't do that earlier than when it's usually done - the test will produce a false positive.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Make sure she screens for Down's Syndrome early, in case she wants to abort.

You can't do that earlier than when it's usually done - the test will produce a false positive.

10 weeks is the earliest.

Maternal age influences the chances of conceiving a baby with Down syndrome. At maternal age 20 to 24, the probability is one in 1562; at age 35 to 39 the probability is one in 214, and above age 45 the probability is one in 19.

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

I don't see it as a terrible decision. I hope the baby is born healthy and is brought up in a happy home. That's all a kid would want.

I hope so too, but if you knew my aunt you would know she is not responsible at all. Her kid (my cousin) went through a lot of strife in life because of her. I won't get into any specifics but it wasn't pretty.

My aunt's the type of person that is very self centered, she goes out several times a week, likes to party, and if she is tired nothing will get done. She used to leave my cousin alone crying or pass her to other people for days at a time because she was out having "fun" or sleeping.

My main thing I'm praying for now is that the kid comes out healthy with no physical or mental disabilities.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

:camera: or BAN!

BTW...invitro?.....

 

[Mo0o]

seems pretty irresponsible

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

:camera: or BAN!

BTW...invitro?.....

What's invitro?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The news today came as a shocker to me at work. My aunt, who is now 44 years old, is pregnant with her boyfriend that she intends to marry in July.

Just FYI, my aunt has been married/divorced twice already, and she has a daughter from her first husband which is almost my age.

I believe this is a terrible decision, not only because she is 44, but because she is a pretty irresponsible person in life.

I feel sorry for 3 individuals:

1. My cousin (her daughter)
2. The guy that marries her
3. The baby when it is born

Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

I don't see it as a terrible decision. I hope the baby is born healthy and is brought up in a happy home. That's all a kid would want.

I hope so too, but if you knew my aunt you would know she is not responsible at all. Her kid (my cousin) went through a lot of strife in life because of her. I won't get into any specifics but it wasn't pretty.

My aunt's the type of person that is very self centered, she goes out several times a week, likes to party, and if she is tired nothing will get done. She used to leave my cousin alone crying or pass her to other people for days at a time because she was out having "fun" or sleeping.

My main thing I'm praying for now is that the kid comes out healthy with no physical or mental disabilities.

How old is the baby's father?

 

[threeringbinder]

Originally posted by: burntfish

Originally posted by: DVad3r


Also no pics guys, but just to satisfy the mass perverts here, my aunt is very good looking.

how can you say that and not post pics?

Pics of cousin (her daughter)???

 

[burntfish]

Originally posted by: DVad3r

What's invitro?

invitro fertilization?

 

[NoCreativity]

Originally posted by: paulney
Read between the lines: OP wants to bang his aunt.

And his cousin.

 

[Svnla]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
....... my aunt has been married/divorced twice already,
Also no pics guys.......... my aunt is very good looking.

So much failure from the bold parts.