Attn: lonely men of ATOT

[madoka]

This lady has just come available.

Pros:
- extremely devoted and loyal
- likes to communicate with you
- enjoys bathing

Con:
- bathing to be done in your blood

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/ar...dise-valley-man-wanting-to-bathe-in-his-blood

Thirty-one-year-old Jacqueline Ades was arrested on charges of threatening, stalking and harassment. According to Paradise Valley police, Ades has harassed the victim several times.


Jacqueline Ades, 31, is accused of stalking a Paradise Valley man and sending him 65,000 text messages, many of which were threatening, including multiple death threats. Read more.
The victim reported her twice last year when she was parked outside his home and repeatedly texting him.

Last month, the victim spotted her while remotely checking home surveillance video. Officers went to the home and found her taking a bath. During this time, officers found a large butcher knife on the passenger seat of Ades' vehicle. The victim says she sent him threatening texts after that incident.

According to police, the victim stated he originally met the suspect through an online dating website and went on one date with her. The victim stated that after that date, he received approximately 65,000 messages from the suspect and she will send 500 a day. He also stated that many of the messages were threatening, including multiple death threats.

Detectives were sent screenshots of the text messages, including "Oh what would I do w ur blood! I'd want to bathe in it," "U do whatever u have to do to get here.. but don't ever try to leave me.. I'll kill you.. I don't want to be a murderer," "I'm like Hitler.. man was a genius."

Last week, Ades showed up at the victim's business and claimed to be his wife. She was later arrested on May 8 at her Phoenix residence.

During questioning, Ades stated that she went the threatening text messages to the victim because she was scared that he called the police on her, she loved him and she threatened him because she didn't want him to leave.

Man, all that after ONE DATE!

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

I doubt some of the guys here have the bait to catch even this crazy person.

 

[Carson Dyle]

At what point do you consider maybe changing your phone number? 1000 text messages? 5000? 50,000?

 

[sdifox]

At what point do you consider maybe changing your phone number? 1000 text messages? 5000? 50,000?

or consider blocking?

as to the lady in the op, I hear Noah Abrams is looking.

 

[Jeeebus]

 

[Nashemon]

65,000 text messages! FUCK! I blow up and yell at people when they send me more than 3 in a row. Any amount that makes it seem like my phone is ringing (vibrating) is too many.

And wait...he saw her on his security video and when police arrived she was in his bathtub??? WTF?? Breaking and entering to take a bath? This bitch be fucking crazy!

She's also got those crazy eyes*.

*That I'm sure the guy noticed on the first date, and thus proceeded as any intelligent man would and declined any future dates with said person.

 

[Thebobo]

Just needs some makeup and her hair done and

 

[Darwin333]

Wow, doesn't sound like he even stuck his dick in the crazy!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't know if I'd want her as my permanent GF but sounds like a fun night.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

To put it simply, women are a dime a dozen. Invcases like this, obviously hit/quit. Or you kniw... simply not be stupid...

 

[whm1974]

I don't know if I'd want her as my permanent GF but sounds like a fun night.

Just make sure you tie her up first, just to be on the safe side.

 

[sdifox]

To put it simply, women are a dime a dozen. Invcases like this, obviously hit/quit. Or you kniw... simply not be stupid...

Quoted for stupidity

 

[snoopy7548]

Sure, why not.

 

[madoka]

Just make sure you tie her up first, just to be on the safe side.

Well then how is she supposed to apply clown makeup then?

 

[whm1974]

Well then how is she supposed to apply clown makeup then?

Here is an idea, have her apply clown body paint on her naked body and then tie her up and charge people to see the naked crazy bound clown.

 

[clamum]

ROFL, I was gonna post a new thread about this, good thing I looked first (your thread title is fail tho homie).

Those are the definition of "crazy eyes." Man I bet she could suck your manhood right off your body.

 

[dasherHampton]

As I wrote in a dfferent thread:

Every single woman that exists has the seed of this sort of behavior inside of them. Even the kindest, meekest, cutest little thing can transform into a raging psycho if triggered properly.

This is just an extreme case of acting out on that seed.

 

[zinfamous]

like, all of my blood or just some of my blood?

I might be OK with it.

 

[highland145]

At least she doesn't want to serve him up at the neighborhood BBQ.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/1...ed-9-others-served-lovers-remains-at-bbq.html

Them eyes

 

[clamum]

like, all of my blood or just some of my blood?

I might be OK with it.

YOU WANT MY BLOOD? TAKE MY BLOOD!

 

[Chapbass]

Well then how is she supposed to apply clown makeup then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF12SZcPQ1s

 

[Ns1]

or consider blocking?

On Tuesday, police in Paradise Valley, a small, affluent town in Arizona, arrested Ades after they say she showed up at the man’s business and claimed to be his wife.

“I told him that if he ever blocked me on this app, that I would come move here,” the woman told reporters. “And he blocked me, so I came here.”

this guy is fucked

http://ktla.com/2018/05/11/i-met-my...-man-65000-texts-after-going-out-on-one-date/

 

[Mai72]

We don't need women!

Why? Because we're MGTOW. MEN GOING THERE OWN WAY!

More power to the guys! :beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[sdifox]

We don't need women!

Why? Because we're MGTOW. MEN GOING THERE OWN WAY!

More power to the guys! :beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Quoted for stupidity

I wasn't sober, therefore it didn't happen