ATTN: CANADA!!!

[Fausto]

You can take your fecking artic air mass back any time you like. It was 26F when I left my house this morning (on my bike) and my testicles are just now reemerging from my lower abdomen. I appreciate crisp morning air and all, but this is unwarranted. I'll speak to Pres. Bush and see if I can get him to stop pissing you all off so much.

PS- Yes, I would like a cookie. I'd also like a hug and a warm mug of cocoa, thanks. 😛

 

[Amused]

Here's a

To go with your :wine:

 

[blackdogdeek]

*hug*

😉

 

[Atomicus]

no turd icon?

there you go 🙂

 

[Scarpozzi]

Thanks man....with all that hot air you're blowing you just warmed it up 10 degrees.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Thanks man....with all that hot air you're blowing you just warmed it up 10 degrees.

...and people have the nerve to call me "useless". 😛

 

[high]

lol...AMARicans are dumb..80% of Canada's climate is the same/warmer than northern/Central US

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: high
lol...AMARicans are dumb..80% of Canada's climate is the same/warmer than northern/Central US

1) I'm from Michigan.

2) I'm kidding.

 

[Ausm]

:music:Cry me a river:music:


Try living in Wisconsin.


😉

Ausm

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Ausm
:music:Cry me a river:music:


Try living in Wisconsin.


😉

Ausm

There's a reason I don't live in MI any more. 😛

 

[high]

lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: high
lol...AMARicans are dumb..80% of Canada's climate is the same/warmer than northern/Central US

:roll:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

Forget your cod piece at the office?

😛

 

[NuclearNed]

I propose a pre-emptive strike. That'll show those filthy Canucks.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

Forget your cod piece at the office?

😛

If it's this cold tomorrow, I'm putting a sock on Mr. Happy before I put my shorts on. :frown:

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I propose a pre-emptive strike. That'll show those filthy Canucks.

We'll use neutron bombs so we can start harvesting their natural resources immediately.

Oh, and can we miss and hit the US North East just as all the NE transplants in FL go home to visit?

😛

 

[AdamSnow]

Go buy some airsol cans and spray them into the air...

make it warm for everyone... 🙂

You think WE like the cold ???

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol...AMARicans are dumb..80% of Canada's climate is the same/warmer than northern/Central US

1) I'm from Michigan.

2) I'm kidding.

3) Profit?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

They're not frostbitten or anything, are they? That could be a national tragedy. I suggest you pour some lukewarm coffee down your pants to hasten the thawing process.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: high
lol...AMARicans are dumb..80% of Canada's climate is the same/warmer than northern/Central US

At least I can spell American, and this is a damn lie at any rate.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

They're not frostbitten or anything, are they? That could be a national tragedy. I suggest you pour some lukewarm coffee down your pants to hasten the thawing process.

I was hoping someone here could gently massage them for me....

/looks around hopefully


😀

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

They're not frostbitten or anything, are they? That could be a national tragedy. I suggest you pour some lukewarm coffee down your pants to hasten the thawing process.

I was hoping someone here could gently massage them for me....

/looks around hopefully


😀

Well, if that luke warm coffee doesn't work, you can allways use a coffee grinder. I can give you a hand with that 😉

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

/Waits for Fausto to work his thong into...this thread.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: high
lol thanks Fausto...ESPECIALLY if you're in MI you should understand 😛

Dude. I started the thread. I grew up in MI, I now live in GA. It's a semi-joking thread that's really just a smokescreen allowing me to talk about my testicles and you're ruining the whole thing. :|

😛

They're not frostbitten or anything, are they? That could be a national tragedy. I suggest you pour some lukewarm coffee down your pants to hasten the thawing process.

I was hoping someone here could gently massage them for me....

/looks around hopefully


😀

/crickets