- Nov 25, 2001
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We've expanded the popular "Team Leader" program. Simply by posting pro-Bush sentiments on popular Internet forums, you too can earn COOL new titles and valuable PRIZES*. Here's the secret (shhhhhhh!) break-down of titles you can earn for your positive-spin posts:
(Total ATP&N Posts:**) - Official Title***
(1-10) - Republican Rustler
(11-50) - Brush-buster extraordinaire
(51-100) - Halliburton Hero
(101-200) - Crawford Cowpoke
(201-500) - Bushmaster
(501-1000) - Neocon Commander
* There are no prizes, except Dick Cheney's eternal gratitude.
** Please note: Posts must glorify Dubya or de-bunk nasty liberal lies and slander. Get to work, people.
*** Shadow gov't operatives will monitor your posts and track your pro-bush spin posts. You will be awarded titles by PM. Promptly add them to your sig lines and wear them proudly!
(Total ATP&N Posts:**) - Official Title***
(1-10) - Republican Rustler
(11-50) - Brush-buster extraordinaire
(51-100) - Halliburton Hero
(101-200) - Crawford Cowpoke
(201-500) - Bushmaster
(501-1000) - Neocon Commander
* There are no prizes, except Dick Cheney's eternal gratitude.
** Please note: Posts must glorify Dubya or de-bunk nasty liberal lies and slander. Get to work, people.
*** Shadow gov't operatives will monitor your posts and track your pro-bush spin posts. You will be awarded titles by PM. Promptly add them to your sig lines and wear them proudly!