Attention Bushies: Get extra credit and cool NEW titles for your pro-Bush posts here @ P&N!

DealMonkey

Lifer
Nov 25, 2001
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We've expanded the popular "Team Leader" program. Simply by posting pro-Bush sentiments on popular Internet forums, you too can earn COOL new titles and valuable PRIZES*. Here's the secret (shhhhhhh!) break-down of titles you can earn for your positive-spin posts:

(Total ATP&N Posts:**) - Official Title***

(1-10) - Republican Rustler
(11-50) - Brush-buster extraordinaire
(51-100) - Halliburton Hero
(101-200) - Crawford Cowpoke
(201-500) - Bushmaster
(501-1000) - Neocon Commander

* There are no prizes, except Dick Cheney's eternal gratitude.

** Please note: Posts must glorify Dubya or de-bunk nasty liberal lies and slander. Get to work, people.

*** Shadow gov't operatives will monitor your posts and track your pro-bush spin posts. You will be awarded titles by PM. Promptly add them to your sig lines and wear them proudly!
 

Tab

Lifer
Sep 15, 2002
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Anyone taking bets on how long its going to take this post to be deleted? Until it does get deleted why is Crawford CowPoke in their? Whats that suppose to mean?
 

UltraQuiet

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Sep 22, 2001
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These morons all believe if you aren't stupid enough to have to join up to make a living you aren't a "real" American.

Their only real asset is the ease with which they're brainwashed. Makes them all perfect candidates to become grunts.

They need the "structure" of military life. They need someone to tell them how exactly to do everything. They don't possess the mental faculties to figure it out on their own.

Now that their brainwashing is complete they think they've made some "contribution."

The only contribution made was us contributing our tax dollars to keep these dullards employed until they could be taught how to march in a straight line.

I wasn't a drain on US taxpayers like some here admit to being. I paid my own way. I didn't have to join up and claim I was making some contribution while getting an education that amounted to welfare.

Your conclusions are all BS because you're all BS. You loser.

Brainwashed delusional jar heads.

Any of you volunteer your time? No? What a surprise.

None of you were conscripted. You chose to join. You were all paid.

Now you're all American heroes. Uh, huh.

So now all the losers who weren't capable of getting a real job and had to join the military (during peace time) are coming out of the woodwork.

That collection of quotes should be more than enough to win the Bush/military hating, pretentious, ineffectual, irrelevant, effete liberal coward grand prize.

Someone tell B.O.B. DN what it's won.
 

spaceman

Lifer
Dec 4, 2000
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i would like to know the ratio of thoughtful contributions to Bush bashes among some of the more active members of this forum.
 

Gaard

Diamond Member
Feb 17, 2002
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Do you consider any post criticizing our president to be Bush Bashing?
 

LilBlinbBlahIce

Golden Member
Dec 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
These morons all believe if you aren't stupid enough to have to join up to make a living you aren't a "real" American.

Their only real asset is the ease with which they're brainwashed. Makes them all perfect candidates to become grunts.

They need the "structure" of military life. They need someone to tell them how exactly to do everything. They don't possess the mental faculties to figure it out on their own.

Now that their brainwashing is complete they think they've made some "contribution."

The only contribution made was us contributing our tax dollars to keep these dullards employed until they could be taught how to march in a straight line.

I wasn't a drain on US taxpayers like some here admit to being. I paid my own way. I didn't have to join up and claim I was making some contribution while getting an education that amounted to welfare.

Your conclusions are all BS because you're all BS. You loser.

Brainwashed delusional jar heads.

Any of you volunteer your time? No? What a surprise.

None of you were conscripted. You chose to join. You were all paid.

Now you're all American heroes. Uh, huh.

So now all the losers who weren't capable of getting a real job and had to join the military (during peace time) are coming out of the woodwork.

That collection of quotes should be more than enough to win the Bush/military hating, pretentious, ineffectual, irrelevant, effete liberal coward grand prize.

Someone tell B.O.B. DN what it's won.

I don't think this post was about military bashing, just Bush. You can support what our military does without supporting the president.
 

BOBDN

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May 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
These morons all believe if you aren't stupid enough to have to join up to make a living you aren't a "real" American.

Their only real asset is the ease with which they're brainwashed. Makes them all perfect candidates to become grunts.

They need the "structure" of military life. They need someone to tell them how exactly to do everything. They don't possess the mental faculties to figure it out on their own.

Now that their brainwashing is complete they think they've made some "contribution."

The only contribution made was us contributing our tax dollars to keep these dullards employed until they could be taught how to march in a straight line.

I wasn't a drain on US taxpayers like some here admit to being. I paid my own way. I didn't have to join up and claim I was making some contribution while getting an education that amounted to welfare.

Your conclusions are all BS because you're all BS. You loser.

Brainwashed delusional jar heads.

Any of you volunteer your time? No? What a surprise.

None of you were conscripted. You chose to join. You were all paid.

Now you're all American heroes. Uh, huh.

So now all the losers who weren't capable of getting a real job and had to join the military (during peace time) are coming out of the woodwork.

That collection of quotes should be more than enough to win the Bush/military hating, pretentious, ineffectual, irrelevant, effete liberal coward grand prize.

Someone tell B.O.B. DN what it's won.

UQ

That's the closest description I've ever seen of you. And you were among the people on this forum I was referring to who try
to claim some extra special rights because they chose to join the military.
 

Bowfinger

Lifer
Nov 17, 2002
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Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
[ Repetitive personal attack against BOBDN deleted ]

That collection of quotes should be more than enough to win the Bush/military hating, pretentious, ineffectual, irrelevant, effete liberal coward grand prize.

Someone tell B.O.B. DN what it's won.
You're still here? I thought you got another vacation after your anti-BOBDN thread was locked this morning. As much as you go on, I'm starting to wonder if you have a crush on him.

 

UltraQuiet

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Sep 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: BOBDN
Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
These morons all believe if you aren't stupid enough to have to join up to make a living you aren't a "real" American.

Their only real asset is the ease with which they're brainwashed. Makes them all perfect candidates to become grunts.

They need the "structure" of military life. They need someone to tell them how exactly to do everything. They don't possess the mental faculties to figure it out on their own.

Now that their brainwashing is complete they think they've made some "contribution."

The only contribution made was us contributing our tax dollars to keep these dullards employed until they could be taught how to march in a straight line.

I wasn't a drain on US taxpayers like some here admit to being. I paid my own way. I didn't have to join up and claim I was making some contribution while getting an education that amounted to welfare.

Your conclusions are all BS because you're all BS. You loser.

Brainwashed delusional jar heads.

Any of you volunteer your time? No? What a surprise.

None of you were conscripted. You chose to join. You were all paid.

Now you're all American heroes. Uh, huh.

So now all the losers who weren't capable of getting a real job and had to join the military (during peace time) are coming out of the woodwork.

That collection of quotes should be more than enough to win the Bush/military hating, pretentious, ineffectual, irrelevant, effete liberal coward grand prize.

Someone tell B.O.B. DN what it's won.

UQ

That's the closest description I've ever seen of you. And you were among the people on this forum I was referring to who try
to claim some extra special rights because they chose to join the military.

Never claimed any such thing. Never have, never will. Neither did anyone else in the locked thread where you let your true feelings be known about the .mil and you started threatening people. Just another one of your lies.

 

UltraQuiet

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Sep 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: Bowfinger
Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
[ Repetitive personal attack against BOBDN deleted ]

That collection of quotes should be more than enough to win the Bush/military hating, pretentious, ineffectual, irrelevant, effete liberal coward grand prize.

Someone tell B.O.B. DN what it's won.
You're still here? I thought you got another vacation after your anti-BOBDN thread was locked this morning. As much as you go on, I'm starting to wonder if you have a crush on him.

Don't worry, your relationship is safe.
 

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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Can I be a Neocon Commander? That sounds so sweet.

Definition of Neocon according to Dictionary.com:
ne·o·con ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-kn)
n. Informal
A neoconservative: ?The neocons and hard-liners have long felt that no Soviet leader could be trusted?

I agree, no democrat should be trusted!
 

tcsenter

Lifer
Sep 7, 2001
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"I defended Bush on the Internet and all I got was this lousy member rating."

But you have to admit its better than rounding up all the bums and homeless people then promising them lunch and cigarettes for voting straight-ticket Democrat.
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: etech
Someone was wondering why I had given up on this forum.

See this thread.

That's nice.
rolleye.gif
 

Tab

Lifer
Sep 15, 2002
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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: etech
Someone was wondering why I had given up on this forum.

See this thread.

That's nice.
rolleye.gif

Yea, its a fscking flame fest, this SHOULD be deleted or atleast moved into the Off-Topic forum.
 

etech

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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This thread stays open and this thread gets locked.

That's a clear bias on the part of the people in power.

Hopw all you lefties enjoy your bash forum, you have the mods on your side it appears.
The thread mentioned was a repost. If I were to lock down every thread that was full of nonsense, this forum would be non existent and all of you would go back over to Off Topic and infest it with your petty little battles.