I?ve just about had it with my Mom, too. The tampon thing is just one of many recent incidents. Ever since her breakdown she?s been completely NUTS. Crying CONSTANTLY over NOTHING. She burnt some egg rolls in the kitchen the other day and started bawling and bawling. Like a HOOT OWL. This was the 4th time she?d cried THAT DAY. I?m like ?GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY! I CAN?T EVEN HEAR THE RADIO!? Then she gives me this pathetic look, her lip quivering, and then suddenly she crumples over on the floor into this huddled mass of sobs and hair, in the middle of the kitchen! GEESH, HOW MELODRAMATIC CAN YOU GET? Are you a bloody 2 year old?!?!?!?!?!
And just then, at the worst possible time, my food finishes and the microwave starts beeping. So as I?m walking slowly over to grab it she?s like: ?you don?t care about me! You?re only in here to get your food!? HOLY HOGSTEETH, how did you guess?! That?s what kitchens are for! Making food! They AREN?T for laying around and crying in, you IDIOT!!!!! Besides, I had started cooking it before she threw her little temper tantrum! What did she expect me to do, waste a perfectly good Hot Pocket?!?! SCREW YOU MOM, I?M HUNGRY AND THIS IS THE LAST PEPPERONI ONE.