ATOT's H20 too 2 to two thread

[Jeeebus]

America's education system at it's finest.

 

[CVSiN]

Wow a typo.. big whoop..

 

[alkemyst]

WTF does H202 have to do with a restaurant?
I'm merely pointing out we are very educated people with degrees and are all 30-50 years old and we don't see the humor or fail to understand the lame delivery.

Nice assumption douchenozzle..
Sorry to disappoint haven't worked in a call center since 1997.
Microsoft Certified Systems Admin w/Cisco certs here with 12 years exp working in Oil and Gas environment. ( in Networking/Server department now)

Because the 'restaurant' wasn't the joke, it was the part where he mentioned being a chemist.

MSCE + Cisco Certified : Chemistry Fail, lol.

 

[Jeeebus]

Wow a typo.. big whoop..

First of all, that is not a typo. One does not accidentally hit the key for apostrophe when spelling "its" or "it's."

I'm only pointing it out because it is humorous in the context of you railing against the American education system, yet in the same sentence, apparently can't recognize the difference between its and it's.

No need to get you're panties all bunched up.

 

[Lean L]

First of all, that is not a typo. One does not accidentally hit the key for apostrophe when spelling "its" or "it's."

I'm only pointing it out because it is humorous in the context of you railing against the American education system, yet in the same sentence, apparently can't recognize the difference between its and it's.

No need to get you're panties all bunched up.

Yes. Not a typo... the guy did not know the grammatical difference between its and it's.

 

[Howard]

Sounds like Howard hasn't been dining out much in the past 20 years..
the average intelligence of even a 4-5 star restaurant waiter/waitress seems to be sub 5th grade level.. yes there may be an occasional bright star but most of the time dumb as fucking rocks.

There is a reason they do what they do and its usually poor education.
BTW have you even spoken to any young people within the last decade?
Most couldn't tell you what a fucking Wallaby is or even where they come from.. let alone the chemical formula for water let alone anything else..
America's education system at its finest.

Thanks.

Do you have lots of friends that are good waiters? I'm not sure how you would be able to discern the intelligence of someone just by having them serve you at a restaurant (aside from obvious indicators like ditziness).

In regards to your question about having spoken to any young people within the last decade, I'm 24 years old. Shows how good you are at judging people, eh?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
CVSiN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHICKEN DOING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? CHICKENS BELONG IN CHICKEN COOPS. NO CHICKEN WOULD EVER CROSS A ROAD, LET ALONE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON OF GETTING TO THE OTHER SIDE. CHICKENS ARE NOT PEDESTRIANS! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE? THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THEREFORE IT ISN'T A SENSIBLE JOKE.

 

[Demo24]

Sounds like Howard hasn't been dining out much in the past 20 years..
the average intelligence of even a 4-5 star restaurant waiter/waitress seems to be sub 5th grade level.. yes there may be an occasional bright star but most of the time dumb as fucking rocks.

There is a reason they do what they do and its usually poor education.
BTW have you even spoken to any young people within the last decade?
Most couldn't tell you what a fucking Wallaby is or even where they come from.. let alone the chemical formula for water let alone anything else..
America's education system at its finest.

A significant number of people I've met in college have done waiter type jobs. I guess according to your logic they are all idiots.

It's ok, we understand you can't wrap your mind around an incredibly simple joke. I've worked in IT since I was 16 and seen my fair share of idiots there, a degree sure as hell doesn't mean much to me in that field as I've seen just as many forgo the degree get their certifications and be just as good or better at their jobs.

 

[CVSiN]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
CVSiN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHICKEN DOING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? CHICKENS BELONG IN CHICKEN COOPS. NO CHICKEN WOULD EVER CROSS A ROAD, LET ALONE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON OF GETTING TO THE OTHER SIDE. CHICKENS ARE NOT PEDESTRIANS! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE? THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THEREFORE IT ISN'T A SENSIBLE JOKE.

Um exactly?

 

[Howard]

Um exactly?

Stop being so un-American.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
CVSiN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHICKEN DOING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? CHICKENS BELONG IN CHICKEN COOPS. NO CHICKEN WOULD EVER CROSS A ROAD, LET ALONE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON OF GETTING TO THE OTHER SIDE. CHICKENS ARE NOT PEDESTRIANS! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE? THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THEREFORE IT ISN'T A SENSIBLE JOKE.

:thumbsup:

ATOT just kills me sometimes. This and the hume thread have been thoroughly entertaining.

 

[CZroe]

First of all, that is not a typo. One does not accidentally hit the key for apostrophe when spelling "its" or "it's."

I'm only pointing it out because it is humorous in the context of you railing against the American education system, yet in the same sentence, apparently can't recognize the difference between its and it's.

No need to get you're panties all bunched up.

iOS always tries to force the apostrophe on me.

 

[highland145]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
CVSiN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHICKEN DOING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? CHICKENS BELONG IN CHICKEN COOPS. NO CHICKEN WOULD EVER CROSS A ROAD, LET ALONE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON OF GETTING TO THE OTHER SIDE. CHICKENS ARE NOT PEDESTRIANS! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE? THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THEREFORE IT ISN'T A SENSIBLE JOKE.

This is why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkrDVSZszbQ

 

[CVSiN]

:thumbsup:

ATOT just kills me sometimes. This and the hume thread have been thoroughly entertaining.

So you find the chicken crosses the road jokes funny too? what is the average age of this board 2? My 6 year old nephews tell that crap.. and knock knock jokes.. makes me want to just strangle them.. god I hate children and dumb shit..

 

[alkemyst]

So you find the chicken crosses the road jokes funny too? what is the average age of this board 2? My 6 year old nephews tell that crap.. and knock knock jokes.. makes me want to just strangle them.. god I hate children and dumb shit..

mouse among men, queen among kings...it's CVSiN!

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Im still confused how this

wow you are totally buzz killing this thread. Rather than continuing this here, why dont you go start a new thread and tell everyone how much of a dense imbecile you are there?

Was translated into this

nice post tough guy..maybe you should look up those words as you don't seem to understand their meanings or proper usage.

Also I was using the word imbecile in this manner

~noun
1. Psychology . a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.
2. a dunce; blockhead; dolt.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/imbecile

Which you've further proven with each subsequent response.

 

[DivideBYZero]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator![/FONT]

CVSiN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF KNOCKING ON THE DOOR JUST TO LEAVE AS SOMEONE ANSWERS? AND LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE WITH THE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT, THAT'S HARDLY A LIKELY SCENARIO DURING AN AVERAGE DOOR STEP ENCOUNTER.

 

[CVSiN]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator![/FONT]

CVSiN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF KNOCKING ON THE DOOR JUST TO LEAVE AS SOMEONE ANSWERS? AND LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE WITH THE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT, THAT'S HARDLY A LIKELY SCENARIO DURING AN AVERAGE DOOR STEP ENCOUNTER.

again.. exactly.. wtf is the humor in any Knock Knock joke....

 

[DivideBYZero]

Why did the Baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Go nuts with that one, CVSiN, go nuts.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

again.. exactly.. wtf is the humor in any Knock Knock joke....

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Why did the Baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Go nuts with that one, CVSiN, go nuts.

Haha!

Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.

CVSiN: HOW THE FUCK WOULD HIS DICK BE STUCK!?! IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE~

 

[CVSiN]

I don't see how not thinking that's funny in any way shape or form is self pwnage.

That's like saying because you don't like Brunettes you're gay self pwnage..

I prefer comedy like Jeff Dunham, or Robin Williams or many others.. or roast style comedy.
I do not see the value or the humor in Chicken or KK jokes.. it was funny when I was 6.. Not at 40..

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

I don't see how not thinking that's funny in any way shape or form is self pwnage.

That's like saying because you don't like Brunettes you're gay self pwnage..

I prefer comedy like Jeff Dunham, or Robin Williams or many others.. or roast style comedy.
I do not see the value or the humor in Chicken or KK jokes.. it was funny when I was 6.. Not at 40..

He does tonnes of "why did the chicken cross the road" or "knock knock" jokes. I think your just trolling.

 

[Howard]

stop trying so hard to defend yourself

lameness is unvindicatable

 

[CVSiN]

He does tonnes of "why did the chicken cross the road" or "knock knock" jokes. I think your just trolling.

no he doesn't... I own ever DVD he has..