I'm on the radio everyday, and my dad and his fellow army grunts beat up Elvis Presley and threw him off base in a drunken rage (before he was famous).
I'm sure there's some truth to that. Maybe it was Elvis Costello? lol
Oh yeah, I almost forgot: When I was 16 I had a huge mp3 server at Ole Miss. It was pretty popular, I was one of the top ones on Lycos' MP3 search thing. Anyway, I left the computer on during a holiday breal and it overheated. The FTP server couldn't read it's config file, and when I came back, I had more than 750 people logged in. My computer saturated the bandwidth for Ole Miss and all of northern Mississippi. Businesses, schools, and people couldn't log on for days.
I had to talk to the FBI people, and they were talking about confiscating my computer and me going to jail and stuff like that. The only reason that I didn't was because I basically kissed ass to the network admin. They told me that if I ever ran an mp3 server again, I'd go to jail. I heard that it made the news, but I'm not sure.
Also, I got my first college credit at 9.