ATOT'ers- I have found your dream living situation!

[jlee]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/roo/1001024704.html

Reply to: hous-1001024704@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-20, 6:27PM MST


I?m a recently widowed attractive female who is currently living all alone in my lovely mansion estate and am currently in search of a housemate who is willing to do a few light duties per month in exchange for FREE room and board. I am also considering paying a weekly salary in addition to the FREE room and board, depending on how much you help me out around the house. This is a very serious offer! So, please respond ONLY if you are serious, clean, respectful, trustworthy, easygoing, open-minded, and have NO criminal record. You will have full run of the entire estate, your on fully furnished bedroom and bathroom, use of the work out room, use of hot tub, use of laundry room, use of wine cellar, and can park your vehicles in the spacious garage. One thing that you must know before you respond to this ad is that I?m an exhibitionist and live the nudist lifestyle. So, you must be comfortable with me roaming around the estate in the nude. If you feel that you qualify for this unique arrangement then instant message me RIGHT NOW at the contact details that I leave here below in my ad. I look forward to chatting with you soon!


* cats are OK - purrr
* dogs are OK - wooof
* Location: East Valley
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1001024704

 

[RedArmy]

Responded, I hope I'm the first one!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

What kind if idiot are you to post this here instead of responding to the ad? Sheesh. Think of all the competition you've just generated.

Between me and BoomerD you have NO chance.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
What kind if idiot are you to post this here instead of responding to the ad? Sheesh. Think of all the competition you've just generated.

Between me and BoomerD you have NO chance.

I'm a generous person. :thumbsup:

 

[JJChicken]

LOL

 

[skace]

That is pretty awesome.

 

[coldmeat]

I've seen this here before.

 

[JDub02]

nominated for best of craigslist. 🙂

 

[pontifex]

lol. the shens is strong in this ad.

 

[BW86]

lol

 

[SunnyD]

It's a trap!

 

[Jeeebus]

And when we enter "widowed attractive female" into the Craigslist to English google translator, we get...

 

[CRXican]

nothing could go wrong