ATOT: The Game

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: cirrhosis
/use cellphone

You attempt to use the cell phone to dial 9-1-1. <BEEP> The battery dies and the cell phone goes blank. You kick the chair at the desk and stump your toe.

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Go back to computer
Play CS:S

You attempt to launch Steam. The complete system crashes and smoke comes out of the box. You curse Valve.

 

[LeiZaK]

Open north door

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Open north door

Then north door is open. You peek inside and can see what seems to a kitchen. There is a fruit basket on the kitchen table.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Open north door

Then north door is open. You peek inside and can see what seems to a kitchen. There is a fruit basket on the kitchen table.

the fruit is poisoned but they look so good!!!

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Open north door

Then north door is open. You peek inside and can see what seems to a kitchen. There is a fruit basket on the kitchen table.

the fruit is poisoned but they look so good!!!

You enter the kitchen and examine the fruit. It looks absolutely disgusting and old. There are exits to the east and north.

 

[Spooner]

/kill self

 

[xSkyDrAx]

nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef nef

i win!

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: Spooner
/kill self

You stick your finger into an electrical socket. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You get shocked, but don't die. Although, when you were shocked, a word did come to mind.

"fishsticks"

 

[quakefiend420]

this game really sucks

 

[PHiuR]

what is this. ATOT DD?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

eat fishsticks

 

[DivideBYZero]

East.

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
eat fishsticks

You don't have any fishsticks.

East

You move east into a room full of untriggered mouse traps on the floor. In the middle of the room lies a gun on a floor next to a porn magazine and a pack of cigarettes.

You look down to realize that you're not wearing shoes.

<enter command>

 

[cirrhosis]

Tie magazines to ankles using shoelace.

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: cirrhosis
Tie magazines to ankles using shoelace.

You are able to reach the magazines, but not the gun or cigarettes. You tie the magazine (which you realize is a male porn mag) to your angles with your shoe lace. You are now ankle high in male genitelia.

<enter command>

 

[cirrhosis]

Pick up cigarettes.

Light cigarette wiith lighter.

 

[nakedfrog]

XYZZY

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: cirrhosis
Pick up cigarettes.

Light cigarette wiith lighter.

YOU WIN!

Goals Accomplish:

*Rip down Marky Mark Poster
*Blow up computer system via Steam
*Find Poisonous Fruit
*Get ankle high in male genitalia
*Light up

 

[cirrhosis]

YEESSSSSS!!!

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Move Rug

You move the rug and reveal.... GASP... Rossman dead on the floor. "Why oh why??!?!" you cry as you lift his body to examine for clues. There seems to be some type of stabbing wound directly below his neck on his back torso. You feel creeped out.

/Inventory

You have $3.54.
You have a flashlight.
You have a sparkler.
You have a spare shoe lace.
You have a cell phone.

where did lighter come from

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: captains

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Move Rug

You move the rug and reveal.... GASP... Rossman dead on the floor. "Why oh why??!?!" you cry as you lift his body to examine for clues. There seems to be some type of stabbing wound directly below his neck on his back torso. You feel creeped out.

/Inventory

You have $3.54.
You have a flashlight.
You have a sparkler.
You have a spare shoe lace.
You have a cell phone.

where did lighter come from

No one ever looked, but the main character had it shoved up his ass for 4 years so no one could take it away.