ATOT post apocalypse Zombie meet?

[techs]

Anyone interested?

 

[mmntech]

I don't know where we'd get alternator sized bulk brains. Humanity has none.

 

[Bulk Beef]

BYOB (Bring Your Own Brains)?

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[rudeguy]

If Zombie Mel Gibson and Zombie Charlie Sheen battled to the death, who would win?

 

[Lifted]

Sorry dog, one zombie one brain.

 

[mmntech]

If Zombie Mel Gibson and Zombie Charlie Sheen battled to the death, who would win?

Charlie Sheen's fists breath fire. Nuff said.

 

[LikeLinus]

If Zombie Mel Gibson and Zombie Charlie Sheen battled to the death, who would win?

Cocaine would!

 

[schneiderguy]

At least HAL9000 won't survive because he doesn't support the right to defend yourself. He'd just let the zombies eat him.

 

[nageov3t]

you think I'm telling you where my stash is?

 

[moshquerade]

See sig

 

[HAL9000]

At least HAL9000 won't survive because he doesn't support the right to defend yourself. He'd just let the zombies eat him.

Hmm... I'm fairly confident I never said that. But thanks for making up stuff about me!

 

[schneiderguy]

Hmm... I'm fairly confident I never said that. But thanks for making up stuff about me!

Don't you want to ban guns?

 

[rudeguy]

Hmm... I'm fairly confident I never said that. But thanks for making up stuff about me!

serious question:

Would you ever, under any circumstance, blow a zombie?

 

[HAL9000]

Don't you want to ban guns?

I don't want to, it's happened. I don't believe in personal gun ownership. I never said anything about "the right to defend yourself"

 

[HAL9000]

serious question:

Would you ever, under any circumstance, blow a zombie?

Yes. Yes I would.

 

[schneiderguy]

I don't want to, it's happened. I don't believe in personal gun ownership. I never said anything about "the right to defend yourself"

No personal gun ownership = no right to defend yourself

 

[HAL9000]

No personal gun ownership = no right to defend yourself

That's fucking retarded. If you can't defend yourself without a gun that's your problem, but it doesn't apply universally. Some people can believe it or not!

 

[unxpurg8d]

That's fucking retarded. If you can't defend yourself without a gun that's your problem, but it doesn't apply universally. Some people can believe it or not!

And some people can't - I'm a 5'3" woman and a disabled vet - chances are that I MIGHT be able to defend myself against an intruder, but I don't think it's very practical to hope that all potential intruders are one-armed stubby chicks. In the event that the intruder is NOT a short crippled chick (or there's more than ONE short crippled chick) I will thoroughly appreciate my right to defend myself WITH A GUN in my own home.

You're right - it's my problem. And I choose to deal with that problem with various deadly weapons that in the interest of home safety and security I have made sure I'm more than competent with.

 

[HAL9000]

And some people can't - I'm a 5'3" woman and a disabled vet - chances are that I MIGHT be able to defend myself against an intruder, but I don't think it's very practical to hope that all potential intruders are one-armed stubby chicks. In the event that the intruder is NOT a short crippled chick (or there's more than ONE short crippled chick) I will thoroughly appreciate my right to defend myself WITH A GUN in my own home.

You're right - it's my problem. And I choose to deal with that problem with various deadly weapons that in the interest of home safety and security I have made sure I'm more than competent with.

OK that's fine and all, but just because you don't have the capacity to defend yourself doesn't mean you don't have the right.

 

[schneiderguy]

OK that's fine and all, but just because you don't have the capacity to defend yourself doesn't mean you don't have the right.

Denying her the right to bear arms is denying her the right to defend herself.

Good luck defending yourself against someone that weighs 100 pounds more than you. And is a foot taller than you. And has a gun (you can't stop criminals from getting guns).

 

[unxpurg8d]

OK that's fine and all, but just because you don't have the capacity to defend yourself doesn't mean you don't have the right.

I DO have both the capacity to defend myself AND the right to do so... I live in a country where private gun ownership is a right.

 

[HAL9000]

I DO have both the capacity to defend myself AND the right to do so... I live in a country where private gun ownership is a right.

Sigh... What I meant was, in a country without gun ownership you still have the right to defend your self (this is the ONLY point I have been making)

 

[HAL9000]

Denying her the right to bear arms is denying her the right to defend herself.

No it isn't

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

OK that's fine and all, but just because you don't have the capacity to defend yourself doesn't mean you don't have the right.

That doesn't even make sense.

But back to the original theme of this thread... how do you defend yourself against a zombie without a gun? The whole point of defending yourself against them is to not let them touch you. Are you honestly suggesting hand to hand combat with a zombie? Even if you win you'll still lose.