ATOT Physical Challenge

[Spooner]

Premise is simple.

Stand up straight.
Look at the ceiling/sky/up
Close eyes
Stand on one foot WITHOUT hopping for 15 seconds


Sound easy?

Try it.

 

[Crono]

I did it. Yay, I'm physically fit!

 

[rivan]

Done. Next?

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: rivan
Done. Next?

6500 pushups

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: Spooner

Originally posted by: rivan
Done. Next?

6500 pushups

DONE... what's next?

>_> <_<

 

[darkxshade]

I just did it...


Except my boss just walked by and I got blank stares from the coworkers around me. I think security has been alerted. Thanks a lot.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Was this a joke? If you can't physically do this then you must turn in your balls.

 

[DesiPower]

Fell down, hurt myself, didn't find any disclaimer in OP, please post ur personal info, my lawyer wants it asap

 

[nakedfrog]

I bent my wookiee.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I didn't hop, but I was leaning against a wall the entire time. Profit?

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
Was this a joke? If you can't physically do this then you must turn in your balls.

oh for crying out loud, it's not an actual feat of physical strength... it's a little trick that sounds easier to to while balancing than actually is

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

what is this yoga?

EDIT: done it a million times

 

[randay]

spooner i think you have an inner ear infection. see a doctor stat.

 

[irishScott]

I just did it for 20. What do I win?

 

[Spooner]

seriously -- am i the only one that loses their balance when trying this?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Spooner
seriously -- am i the only one that loses their balance when trying this?

I didn't say I did it easily. Took me several tries. Depends on the individual (genetics/body weight/distribution/foot width/etc).

 

[thecrecarc]

I fail.

 

[TallBill]

Fuck no, my center of gravity is like 4 feet off the ground. Way too much leverage.

 

[krylon]

Instead of using one foot, I just used my penis. Worked like a charm.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: krylon
Instead of using one foot, I just used my penis. Worked like a charm.

That would be clever, if I was 9.

 

[Jeff7]

Lost my balance after about 3 seconds.
Sadly, without my eyes open, my balance is pathetic.
If I'm walking and the lights go out, like in a power outage, I nearly fall over.

I probably just need to recalibrate a few of my gyroscopes.

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: Spooner
it's a little trick that sounds easier to to while balancing than actually is

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[ConstipatedVigilante]

Fuck, my balance sucks. But I'm good on skates, oddly enough...

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: krylon
Instead of using one foot, I just used my penis. Worked like a charm.

That would be clever, if I was 9.

That's what she said?