++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[rudeguy]

Trying to talk my ex into stealing me a baby kangaroo

 

[fjmeat]

cerfg

 

[sdifox]

Trying to talk my ex into stealing me a baby kangaroo

Silvester? Is that you covering your face with a paper bag?

 

[Barfo]

hao

 

[rudeguy]

Silvester? Is that you covering your face with a paper bag?

I told her I'd steal her a giraffe if she snagged me a roo. She loves giraffes...she has dreams of riding one to work

 

[raasco]

Tube

 

[raasco]

Rube

 

[raasco]

Robe

 

[fjmeat]

healthcare dot gov

 

[fjmeat]

surprisingly cold day. wind chill warning tonight is 0F to -5F. It's Texas people.. this doesn't happen.

 

[fjmeat]

neffer

 

[raasco]

We've had 2 days above freezing since December 5th.

 

[fjmeat]

sup kanye

 

[rudeguy]

surprisingly cold day. wind chill warning tonight is 0F to -5F. It's Texas people.. this doesn't happen.

I don't even look at the weather any more. There's just no point. It's cold and it's always going to be cold.

 

[raasco]

Thunder stealer?

 

[fjmeat]

We've had 2 days above freezing since December 5th.

thats too cold. If its not 100F and im not wearing shorts n flip-flops.. i aint happy

 

[raasco]

Falmouth Jamaica

 

[raasco]

1 week

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[raasco]

I'm on a boat!

 

[fjmeat]

wife wants me to start a fire in the fireplace... i'll i got is those starter flame logs.. no other wood

 

[sdifox]

wife wants me to start a fire in the fireplace... i'll i got is those starter flame logs.. no other wood

chainsaw, table.

 

[rudeguy]

I'm on a boat!

You lonely island

 

[rudeguy]

wife wants me to start a fire in the fireplace... i'll i got is those starter flame logs.. no other wood

/me thinks up 8 wood for wife jokes in .2 seconds

 

[AMD64Blondie]

surprisingly cold day. wind chill warning tonight is 0F to -5F. It's Texas people.. this doesn't happen.

Now that's disgusting.
(Note:I've never felt that cold before.Coldest I've experienced was 16 degrees F here in Portland,OR.)