off the top of my head:
I didn't realize how popular pants were
I didn't realize how popular skin is
I didn't realize how popular penises are
I didn't realize how popular hair is
as a sufferer of male pattern baldness...
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meh
I have a full head of hair and I still shave mine bald.
Hair sucks
but I'd like the choice :'(
ok
bitch about it or shut up
there's your choice

how about I rage about it instead.
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be nice to me, it's my birthday![]()
how about I rage about it instead.
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be nice to me, it's my birthday![]()
how old are you?
Where I grew up, you got your ass kicked on your birthday. However old you are is how many hits to the chest you got. FROM EACH PERSON.
I still hide on my birthday.

I'm in my twenties, let's leave it at that, I feel old enough as it is :|
and the army they'd let us drink in the barracks on someone's birthday :thumbsup:
