First time in some time trying to talk to random peoples & it's all kinds of awkward.
Figured starting conversation with showing them my penis would establish a good comfort zone.
Funny you post that, my cat puked all over again today. Freaking nasty.
While going to pee at like 3am the other night i stepped in cat vomit, that was not fun...

When I get the urge to pee in the night, I just hold it. No way I'm getting out of bed.![]()
Wanna see my penis?you are a psycho. D:
Wanna see my penis?