++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

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nageov3t

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I have the stupidest conference call on Sunday mornings and do as much as possible to remind the call leader of his ridiculous his job is without coming out and berating him directly.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
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7/17/211 start date for this thread and 52000 posts

3/09/2012 start date for that thread and 39,000 posts
 

nageov3t

Lifer
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coworker: can you log onto [ website ]
loki: yes, but I can't connect to the SQL database once I'm logged in
coworker: me too


.... so why the fuck did you ask me if I could log onto the site when the problem wasn't with logging in, but whether or not SQL was working?
 

nageov3t

Lifer
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I need to keybind "if you don't need anything from me, there's no need to inform me" at work.

bitch, every time you send me a message, I drop whatever I'm working on to read it and investigate whatever you're talking about... if you don't actually need anything from me on it, don't waste my fucking time. I'm not your supervisor, you don't need to keep me in the loop of everything you're working on. I don't give a shit what you do all day unless it affects me somehow.
 

nageov3t

Lifer
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coworker: so, what should I do?
loki: *tells coworker what to do*
coworker: so if...
loki: do what I just told you to do. *slams head on desk*

I hate this guy. so much. he's so incompetent... if he didn't work such a hard schedule to fill, I have to believe he'd have been fired ages ago.

supposedly, this conversation took place between him and a mutual coworker...

coworker: do you have any suggestions on what I can do to improve my performance?
mutual coworker: work on your resume?