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nageov3t

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cute 22 year-old Asian guy who lives 2 blocks away, loves the concept of friends with benefits, and is going back to China in August? this may be the perfect storm.
 

nageov3t

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should have invited Asian guy to spend the night. my bed is cold. but I'd feel bad having to kick him out at 6 am.
 
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My current assumption is you are obese and unattractive, or you have such lack of social interaction you say things like "Hi, I think you are sorta ugly, but I am too, wanna fuck?" Or a mixture of both. There is no way someone who is mildly in shape who can behave like a normal human for 4+ hours shouldn't be able to get even a booty call.
Not fat, but not in shape.
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Ugly? Your panties should be on the floor right about now.

I've spent so much time alone, I find I really don't know how to navigate through some of the simplest of conversations with strangers. Or how to start or carry a conversation with a stranger.
I've sent out a mixture of messages on these dating sites ranging from basic shit to some sort of conversational piece I saw from their profile. 11/10 ignored.
I been on a "fuck it" type of mode the past month so just been going all out on my retardation on dating sites. "Hello. You're pretty & too good for me. Let's get together some time." ........ Shockingly, I got a couple greeting responses out of that, but conversation was already dead by that point.
 

nageov3t

Lifer
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sometimes I miss the reddit admin I dated.

shame he was such a major flake.

we had great chemistry when we were actually together, but he worked nights... "I'll come over after work at 11 pm!" would turn into a 2, 3, or 4 am booty call by the time he actually came over.
 
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6mb down 1mb up is pretty shitty.
I don't really want to go Comcast either though.

Need to figure out what else offered in area.
 
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I'm pretending as if boss may have not heard what I said.
Only chance he didn't is if he was in far back. I really hope was. Shit.
 

Barfo

Lifer
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I think my ex-gf now turned FWB is doing me harm. I see other girls occasionally but the sex with her is so good I always come back to her.
 

mnewsham

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I think my ex-gf now turned FWB is doing me harm. I see other girls occasionally but the sex with her is so good I always come back to her.

It's hard to let go, but you just need to sometimes, even if it means no sex for a bit, in the long run it will be better.
 

mnewsham

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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll drive his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also as part of your job description have to satisfy her sexual urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it".
 
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I'm so desperate for some, this annoying ugly old asian lady that comes in all the time is kind of starting to look hot.
I wonder if she's single & likes young guys. :hmm: