++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I wonder if my boss did leave for the day. He didn't say shit, but haven't seen 'em around in half hour something.

 

[rudeguy]

every needs to post in my screen thread!

 

[rudeguy]

do it now!

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

shit. i already had the porn on blast & the lubricant out when boss walked back in

 

[rudeguy]

so I was at the gas station grabbing me and lil rudeguy a cold pop. It was crazy busy since its nice out and everyone is outside doing things. There were about ten people in line and one cashier. This lady makes it to the front of line, digs in her purse and lays down a piece of paper. She says that she was charged twice for gas yesterday and wants a refund. The cashier lady calls her boss who gets all necessary info and says they'll give her a call.

The lady starts pitching a fit. "What if they don't call? What will they investigate? Its right here in black and white!" WTF lady? You honestly thought 8pm was the best time to handle this? Not to mention that those charges are still pending. Nothing has actually been taken out of your account yet.

I almost falcon punched her

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I finally decided to sign up to Adult Friend Finder. For real this time. Instead of another fake account to lurk with. Hope I get something. Fuck all these other dating sites & small talk. Let's skip to the point & just fuck. Yea.

 

[zzuupp]

ned

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Ok. Fuck this waiting for boss to leave shit. I just remember I want to record some IRL stuff. I'm not finding ANY how-to videos on what I'm going to put up, so it should pull some more traffic my way.
Peace bitches.

 

[rudeguy]

no one wants to see another unboxing video

also: no one wants to fuck you

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[rudeguy]

if I did move to the desert, how would I get water?

 

[zzuupp]

well?

 

[zzuupp]

Sure. Gotta drill deep

 

[rudeguy]

I mean you can't sink a well and actually get water?

 

[rudeguy]

can you?

 

[zzuupp]

not cheaply

 

[rudeguy]

I actually spend a good amount of time on Google Maps looking at AZ.

 

[shortylickens]

4v4 takes forever to find a match. I guess the game must be slowing down.
Also found out I completely missed 3 whole seasons.

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[rudeguy]

so if I'm 33, can I bang a 20 year old?

 

[rudeguy]

and..is there a polite way to tell someone you want to bang their daughter?

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[eldorado99]

nope, youre an old fucker

 

[shortylickens]

and..is there a polite way to tell someone you want to bang their daughter?

Sir, your daughters fertile ground is ripe for my seed to find purchase.