I hate cyclists. Absolutely HATE them.
I go through a merge into a two lane entrance to a rotary. Cyclist flies up the middle between the cars, blazes out in the rotary, then comes a little right into my lane directly in front of me. He's doing 17 MPH. He stays in front of me, takes my exit from the rotary, and still stays in the middle of the lane through the S curve, dropping to 16 MPH (I have the HUD, so I see it with precision). We clear the curve, he finally moves over a little, I go by him, and jump back up to speed - it's a 35 zone, so he's nowhere close.
Then I run into traffic, parked cars on the side, line of cars going into an intersection. He cuts off the car behind me to go into the middle of the lane to get past the parked cars, and then when he comes up directly behind me (as I'm stopped waiting for the light), he goes around my left side, into the oncoming lane, cruises by, and blows right through the intersection without hesitating.
Fucking asshole.