++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[alfa147x]

And she just walks around the apartment in only a thong? Lulz.

Many women do. Just like I walk around the apt in just by boxer briefs.
Hell when my roommate isn't here I'm full naked

 

[MotF Bane]

lol, is she bald or something?

I'm guessing a fucking awful mess, like... hippie with curly hair.

 

[alfa147x]

Does BF3 have a cut scene after the credits?

 

[MotF Bane]

Many women do. Just like I walk around the apt in just by boxer briefs.
Hell when my roommate isn't here I'm full naked

I suppose women have a view they can enjoy the whole time.

Even when I'm home alone, I'm dressed.

 

[alfa147x]

Does BF3 have a cut scene after the credits?

No I am a fucking idiot. They just loop. wtf damn it

 

[alfa147x]

I suppose women have a view they can enjoy the whole time.

Even when I'm home alone, I'm dressed.

Large african american women live behind us.

You also live with your parents

 

[MotF Bane]

:awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

Large african american women live behind us.

You also live with your parents

EYEBLEACH!

I said, home alone. They go to their vacation house a couple times a month for an entire weekend.

 

[alfa147x]

This hot chick was checking her mail today when I was. I wanted to ask if she would mind me photographing the hell out of her

Too bad as I pulled up I stalled out. I forgot my car was still in gear and yanked the parking break. Ripped my foot off the clutch to step out of the car. Car jerked a bit. It was bad.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nefresh.

 

[MotF Bane]

This hot chick was checking her mail today when I was. I wanted to ask if she would mind me photographing the hell out of her

Too bad as I pulled up I stalled out. I forgot my car was still in gear and yanked the parking break. Ripped my foot off the clutch to step out of the car. Car jerked a bit. It was bad.

Damn, that's a fail right there.

 

[sdifox]

Double fail because it was an auto :biggrin:

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

Double fail because it was an auto :biggrin:

 

[alfa147x]

Fucking hell. I just walked over there to pick up my tool box from her place. Her roommate is cooking a shit ton of bacon.

I like how bacon (sparingly) taste but ugh that was horrible. My fucking EYE BALLS are covered in bacon

 

[alfa147x]

This hot chick was checking her mail today when I was. I wanted to ask if she would mind me photographing the hell out of her

Too bad as I pulled up I stalled out. I forgot my car was still in gear and yanked the parking break. Ripped my foot off the clutch to step out of the car. Car jerked a bit. It was bad.

First this then the bakery incident with the cream soda

 

[MotF Bane]

Narf.

 

[MotF Bane]

First this then the bakery incident with the cream soda

Self-emasculation.

 

[alfa147x]

This hot chick was checking her mail today when I was. I wanted to ask if she would mind me photographing the hell out of her

Too bad as I pulled up I stalled out. I forgot my car was still in gear and yanked the parking break. Ripped my foot off the clutch to step out of the car. Car jerked a bit. It was bad.

First this then the bakery incident with the cream soda

I would suck at being single

 

[alfa147x]

This transition may not work out:

 

[alfa147x]

I should not get chapstick advice from beautiful women

 

[MotF Bane]

Just owned the multiple choice questions of a sample test. 5/5.

 

[alfa147x]

Icky Thump [Vinyl] ordered

 

[MotF Bane]

I would suck at being single

Probably not. Remember that chick you said had a nice scarf or something, complimented her style, and got her number? Yeah. You'd manage just fine.

 

[MotF Bane]

This transition may not work out:

a) Orange stress ball?
b) What transition?