++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[zzuupp]

no rain nef

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Well I am on the tail end of what has been possibly the worst 10 hour or so of my life. I think I got a really bad dose of food poisoning. Vomiting off and on since 8 last night, bad stomach pains, breathing heavy at times, shakes, it really sucked. I feel much better now, but it seems its not 100% done just yet.

 

[IronWing]

Chicken or fish?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Well I am on the tail end of what has been possibly the worst 10 hour or so of my life. I think I got a really bad dose of food poisoning. Vomiting off and on since 8 last night, bad stomach pains, breathing heavy at times, shakes, it really sucked. I feel much better now, but it seems its not 100% done just yet.

good god

 

[IronWing]

Prepared status report for upper management. Local manager reviews and asks me to strip out several sections to shorten it down to fit the new TPS report format, thanks, that would be great. I make changes required. Same manager reviews edits and… note at bottom states, "please add section covering all the crap I just told you to take out."

 

[IronWing]

I don't mind being paid to dig holes and I don't mind being paid to fill holes in but I much prefer not to be asked to dig the hole I'm currently being asked to fill in.

 

[sdifox]

I don't mind being paid to dig holes and I don't mind being paid to fill holes in but I much prefer not to be asked to dig the hole I'm currently being asked to fill in.

Ask for a bullet to the head

 

[IronWing]

Ask for a bullet to the head

I don't mind being paid to dig bullets out of my head and I don't mind being paid to fill thebullet holes in but I much prefer not to be asked to dig the bullets out of the bullet hole I'm currently being asked to fill in.

 

[bigboxes]

I don't mind being paid to dig holes and I don't mind being paid to fill holes in but I much prefer not to be asked to dig the hole I'm currently being asked to fill in.

I like filling holes.

 

[bigboxes]

first break moo

 

[sdifox]

I don't mind being paid to dig bullets out of my head and I don't mind being paid to fill thebullet holes in but I much prefer not to be asked to dig the bullets out of the bullet hole I'm currently being asked to fill in.

Rick is that you?

 

[zzuupp]

Prepared status report for upper management. Local manager reviews and asks me to strip out several sections to shorten it down to fit the new TPS report format, thanks, that would be great. I make changes required. Same manager reviews edits and… note at bottom states, "please add section covering all the crap I just told you to take out."

Did you see the memo about the new coversheet?

 

[zzuupp]

lunchy ned

 

[FeuerFrei]

I don't mind being paid to dig bullets out of my head and I don't mind being paid to fill the bullet holes in but I much prefer not to be asked to dig the bullets out of the bullet hole I'm currently being asked to fill in.

Good sir, do you mind punching holes?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Good sir, do you mind punching holes?

this reminds me, one of my fraternity brother, sometimes when he's drunk, he ends up punching a hole in the wall of the house.

he has to patch it up later

 

[IronWing]

Email storm underway. I'm torn. Filtering everyone involved to my trash is one possible response. Replying that some random reply is demeaning to the person who started the storm and is more than a little sexist is another option.

 

[FeuerFrei]

this reminds me, one of my fraternity brother, sometimes when he's drunk, he ends up punching a hole in the wall of the house.

he has to patch it up later

I actually need a hole punched.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I actually need a hole punched.

want me to send him your way?

 

[IronWing]

Good sir, do you mind punching holes?

I can punch holes that would do a hole punching hole puncher proud, real holey holes, holy holes that would make Jesus blush. If it is hole punching you require, I'm the punchiest hole punching hombre west of the Rio Grande.

 

[FeuerFrei]

want me to send him your way?

Not a fist hole.

 

[IronWing]

Not a fist hole.

If it is a five finger punch you require, I'm just the man to, er, wait, that's gross. Ask Shorty.

 

[FeuerFrei]

I can punch holes that would do a hole punching hole puncher proud, real holey holes, holy holes that would make Jesus blush. If it is hole punching you require, I'm the punchiest hole punching hombre west of the Rio Grande.

That strikes me as hyperbole. But maybe you deserve the benefit of the doubt?

I need a nice clean hole punched. About 1/8".

 

[FeuerFrei]

If it is a five finger punch you require, I'm just the man to, er, wait, that's gross. Ask Shorty.

Sorry. Your skills are needed elsewhere, I suppose.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Not a fist hole.

but it's round though

 

[T_Yamamoto]

still at work neff