Mom is watching Bing Crosby seduce the panties off Rosemary Clooney.
Shorty is watching John McLane kick ass with his left hand.
Neighbors are gone. No sound on either side of the house.
Weather is surprisingly decent.
People were actually obeying traffic laws tonight.
I got a cool present.
Mom is gonna get some awesome shit tomorrow.
I will open my presents of Dremel accessories and a new coat.
Life is A OK.