Today I went out into the warehouse and there was a giant icicle laying on a cart. No one knew why.
So the warehouse guys decided to try to balance it on its end. The thing was probably 4 foot tall. Then a customer came in to pick up an order and saw us messing around. I was bullshitting with him while the guys got his order.
Then the icicle fell over. It was a big crash because the thing was so big. Just then the owner walked by, looked at the massive amount of ice all over the floor and looked up the ceiling trying to figure out how the ice had fell. He looks at me and goes "what the hell? How did..."
We all busted out laughing.