I have it a lot easier than most people because I work an early morning shift and I'm done with work by 9 AM. So I theoretically have the entire day to do what I want. But I'm just so fucking exhausted that I usually spend the day sleeping.
WELP good news. My computer isn't dead after all. Turns out one of the sticks of RAM is bad. I'm guessing the reason why it had been acting so flaky is that it would work fine when RAM usage was low, but when I would load RAM-intensive applications (virtual instruments), the computer would freak out when accessing that RAM stick.
The weird thing is I just installed that RAM new about 4 months ago.
Would be a complex swap out to do though. I'd be out of a server AND workstation till both are up and running.