++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[shortylickens]

No one cares about YOU, straight man!

 

[mnewsham]

No one cares about YOU, straight man!

I'd go gay for Anderson cooper or a younger George cloony. Take from that what you will.

 

[nageov3t]

Hey loki?
Whats the biggest penis you ever saw in real life?

I've got a thing for Asian guys, so most of my experiences have been with guys in the ~5" range, but one of my ex's was 7"; that's probably the largest I've experienced unless I'm forgetting a hookup.

the best looking one I've ever seen was just an average 6", but he was the same size both flaccid and hard. made it look a lot more impressive and fun to play with. (sadly, he was married, so that was just a one time encounter... after I found out that he was married, I stopped responding to his texts)

edit: I take that back... I had a roommate in college who had to have been ~8", but I only saw it because he wasn't shy about being naked. never did anything sexual with him (and had no desire to).

 

[shortylickens]

Thats nothing. I saw tons of big dicked black dudes in boot camp. (We all shower together). Some of them bastards had to have been 10 inches.

 

[nageov3t]

Thats nothing. I saw tons of big dicked black dudes in boot camp. (We all shower together). Some of them bastards had to have been 10 inches.

I'm actually not a big fan of the large penises.

they look nice in porn, but as someone who can't deepthroat, I've found that 5-6" is really the perfect length for oral.

(not that it would be a deal breaker, but if I were designing my dream guy ala Weird Science, 5.5-6")

 

[shortylickens]

Yeah but like them or not, I would have thought you'd at least seen a biggun at least once in your life.

 

[mnewsham]

Yeah but like them or not, I would have thought you'd at least seen a biggun at least once in your life.

Only when he looks down

 

[TurtleCrusher]

hmm...

 

[TurtleCrusher]

uhhh fuck

 

[nageov3t]

Yeah but like them or not, I would have thought you'd at least seen a biggun at least once in your life.

I'm sure I could if it was something I was interested in... I've had offers from guys claiming to be 8-10", but it's really more of a turn off than a turn on for me, so I've passed on the offers.

plus, most of my experiences have been with Asian guys of some flavor and the stereotype has some truth to it

 

[Mixolydian]

Ugh my workspace is covered in piles of FUCK!

 

[eldorado99]

nef

 

[sdifox]

Neffing from a community centre where my son is learning how to skate. This hall overlooks the rink and on one side and basketball court on the other and has couches and wifi.

 

[sdifox]

And some couches has little tables for laptop.

 

[eldorado99]

nmef

 

[sdifox]

Ugh my workspace is covered in piles of FUCK!

Stop fucking where you work? Seems pretty obvious to me.

 

[nageov3t]

Stop fucking where you work? Seems pretty obvious to me.

sometimes it just happens

 

[mnewsham]

sometimes it just happens

Too true

 

[sdifox]

sometimes it just happens

Lulz. Typical porn setting.

 

[sdifox]

Did these guys special order these couches? They are the most uncomfortable couches I have ever sat on. Maybe that is the idea, anti-loiter couches.

 

[nageov3t]

sadly, I've never had sex in my office (and probably wouldn't; not enough privacy)... I had a good makeout session in my cubicle once, though (my BF and I were in the area going out to dinner when he really had to go to the bathroom.... it seemed sensible enough to just pop into my office building to use the bathroom, after which I gave him a tour of the floor since it was nighttime and the place was mostly empty)

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

http://www.youtube.com/user/Just4TheFunkOfIt

 

[Mixolydian]

Stop fucking where you work? Seems pretty obvious to me.

not that kind of fuck. :whiste:

 

[TallBill]

Nef

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

sadly, I've never had sex in my office (and probably wouldn't; not enough privacy)... I had a good makeout session in my cubicle once, though (my BF and I were in the area going out to dinner when he really had to go to the bathroom.... it seemed sensible enough to just pop into my office building to use the bathroom, after which I gave him a tour of the floor since it was nighttime and the place was mostly empty)

I spent entire time at my last job trying to convince my coworker to have sex in the office.
But she doesn't like white guys.
Then again when I tried sexing some other broads but that was dead end too.
Shop moved last August... I still have key to the office, not sure if locks have been changed though.