++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[Barfo]

Today I started training for my new position. I've been at the company for almost 3 years and this job is what I have been doing but just with a different title. I still need two full days of training and then a week and half of training wheel time before they will trust me.

Do you get moar money?

 

[eldorado99]

nef

 

[rudeguy]

Do you get moar money?

more than I made last week? Yes
more than I made last year? Dunno
more than I made 2 years ago? Doubtful

I've taken 2 extreme paycuts over the past 2 years, so this is a way to stop the bleeding.

 

[zzuupp]

ned

 

[sdifox]

narf

 

[nageov3t]

why are baby animals so cute while baby humans look like weird space aliens?

 

[Barfo]

more than I made last week? Yes
more than I made last year? Dunno
more than I made 2 years ago? Doubtful

I've taken 2 extreme paycuts over the past 2 years, so this is a way to stop the bleeding.

Do you work less than before?

 

[rudeguy]

whenever I send an email asking for a favor at work, I always include a baby animal pic.

The puppy I posted earlier is my "you da man" pic. Baby otters work well. Kittens are great. Baby hippos are cute but odd. Baby koalas are ugly.

 

[Barfo]

whenever I send an email asking for a favor at work, I always include a baby animal pic.

The puppy I posted earlier is my "you da man" pic. Baby otters work well. Kittens are great. Baby hippos are cute but odd. Baby koalas are ugly.

That's probably frowned upon at my job.

 

[shortylickens]

why are baby animals so cute while baby humans look like weird space aliens?

Yur gay. You'll never have to deal with it. The earliest you can adopt is a couple weeks old.

 

[rudeguy]

Do you work less than before?

no. 40 hours scheduled plus I volunteer for 6-10 hours of OT a week. That way if I leave early a day or two, its not a big deal.

 

[Barfo]

no. 40 hours scheduled plus I volunteer for 6-10 hours of OT a week. That way if I leave early a day or two, its not a big deal.

Do you have hawt co-workers?

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Asus Transformer Pad Optimus Sentinel Galva-Megatron Prime Xtreme XXX MAXX Edition

 

[rudeguy]

Do you have hawt co-workers?

about 70/30 female to male ratio
about 80% of the females do not even rate on a 1-10 scale
about 30% of the rest would be doable.
about 20% of those could be models
3 are ex strippers

 

[T_Yamamoto]

ex strippers? O.O

 

[Barfo]

about 70/30 female to male ratio
about 80% of the females do not even rate on a 1-10 scale
about 30% of the rest would be doable.
about 20% of those could be models
3 are ex strippers

About 70% of my female co-workers are doable, I consider it both a perk because I work with a me gusta face all day, and a liability because I'm tempted to hit on them.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

lol barfo

 

[rudeguy]

About 70% of my female co-workers are doable, I consider it both a perk because I work with a me gusta face all day, and a liability because I'm tempted to hit on them.

there are some super fly hotties. But I've always liked butter faces. Low self esteem with a smoking body? Yes please!

 

[rudeguy]

That's probably frowned upon at my job.

thats the nice part of my job. No one takes stuff too seriously.

Although I did get talked to about using the DL for the sales department to send out Happy Caturday emails. Nothing in writing though.

 

[Barfo]

there are some super fly hotties. But I've always liked butter faces. Low self esteem with a smoking body? Yes please!

yeah, easy to pick up

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[rudeguy]

yeah, easy to pick up

the low hanging fruit are always the most ripe!

 

[eldorado99]

ned