ATOT mock elections! - Nominations

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ActuaryTm

Diamond Member
Mar 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: Nik
When I'm not PMSing, I'm really quite a nice guy and there are quite a few on AT who know me outside the forums who would agree.
Have witnessed such, surprisingly; though, not in person of course.

The particular wording struck my dry sense of humor. Pay no heed.
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Nik has my vote for his patience and generosity.
(still laughing. can't type. ribs throbbing.)

:( When I'm not PMSing, I'm really quite a nice guy and there are quite a few on AT who know me outside the forums who would agree.

I thought they were still locked in your basement

I don't have a basement. That reminds me, though, the bloodied steel cages hanging from the ceiling are empty. How'd those bastards get out, anyway?
 

Farvacola

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Jul 14, 2004
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I would like to run under the nomination of the NEF Party, I still need a vice president

My stance on important issues is as follows..............
I seek to ban all users of Pentiums J/K
Mandatory drug using
The mass destruction of P/N
Open mindedness
Thank you for your vote!
 

Kyteland

Diamond Member
Dec 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
Skoorb - they would make a nice first family

:thumbsup:
OK, so Skoorb/????

*Sigh* I guess people really aren't getting in to this. Oh well, I thought it would be fun.
 

dartworth

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Nik has my vote for his patience and generosity.
(still laughing. can't type. ribs throbbing.)

:( When I'm not PMSing, I'm really quite a nice guy and there are quite a few on AT who know me outside the forums who would agree.

:shocked: i guess i miss that one day out of the year
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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Actually I veto change the Ninja party ticket to TheNinja/Ninjja - I want to be president but only if it's ok with Ninjja b/c I am THEninja and basically I get super pumped all the time! In fact I'm going to go commit bukakke, followed by seppuku in anticipation of the upcoming ATOT elections.
 

Kyteland

Diamond Member
Dec 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Actually I veto change the Ninja party ticket to TheNinja/Ninjja - I want to be president but only if it's ok with Ninjja b/c I am THEninja and basically I get super pumped all the time! In fact I'm going to go commit bukakke, followed by seppuku in anticipation of the upcoming ATOT elections.
Done. We have to get a lot more than that before I put a poll up though.

Edit: Also we have to get this done today since it is election day.....
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: OverVolt
i nominate 50.01% of the shares to myself

I WIN!

<---Being President Pro-Neffer

I veto your nomination and declare today National Nef day and Nef Appreciation month
 

DT4K

Diamond Member
Jan 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'd vote/nominate/etc anybody that would privatize Social Security. RossMAN for economic advisor. The consumer price index would be at an all time low since that guy is so freakin' thrifty.

Yeah, but our forum debt would be at an all-time high. We'd owe thousands and thousands of dollars and have nothing to show for it except large stockpiles of Dell LCD's.
 

ThePresence

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: OverVolt
i nominate 50.01% of the shares to myself

I WIN!

<---Being President Pro-Neffer

I veto your nomination and declare today National Nef day and Nef Appreciation month

BAN!
 

DT4K

Diamond Member
Jan 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
Skoorb - they would make a nice first family

:thumbsup:
OK, so Skoorb/????

*Sigh* I guess people really aren't getting in to this. Oh well, I thought it would be fun.

Skoorb / MrsSkoorb / BabySkoorb of course. They could run under the "I'm a forum geek with a hot wife and cute kid" party.
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: DT4K
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'd vote/nominate/etc anybody that would privatize Social Security. RossMAN for economic advisor. The consumer price index would be at an all time low since that guy is so freakin' thrifty.

Yeah, but our forum debt would be at an all-time high. We'd owe thousands and thousands of dollars and have nothing to show for it except large stockpiles of Dell LCD's.

You say that like it is a bad thing...

"An lcd in every home and a cable modem on every desk"
 

Quasmo

Diamond Member
Jul 7, 2004
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I uh... Nominate myself Running under the Dictatorship party,
my slogan will be, "The guy no one has heard of".

I plan on getting support from atleast 1/2 a person, and monatary donations to help the cause can be transfered to my paypal account. PM for fake paypal info.
 

Wahsapa

Diamond Member
Jul 2, 2001
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this thread is hilarious!

and i also would vote for rossman depending on who his VP will be... but as the way things look, the ninja party might be getting my vote
 

upsciLLion

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Feb 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: DT4K
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I'd vote/nominate/etc anybody that would privatize Social Security. RossMAN for economic advisor. The consumer price index would be at an all time low since that guy is so freakin' thrifty.

Yeah, but our forum debt would be at an all-time high. We'd owe thousands and thousands of dollars and have nothing to show for it except large stockpiles of Dell LCD's.

I think we'd have the biggest trade surplus ever. I'll ship internationally, won't you? ;)
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
i nominate skywalker66

you're onto something.

I nominate amdguy/skywalker66 for the "We're never, EVER going to get laid" party