AP -The country of Nigeria today launched the first faster than light speed craft. When asked about his opinion on this subject, US President George Bush the 17th said "Sh!t those n!ggas be all smart and sh!t now, yo! We aint got no wack-ass spaceship. Lets eliminate taxes and healthcare and declare war on Zambia so we can afford this sh!t, aight?" Mmbeki, the President of Nigeria, responded, "The repercussion of the ramifications of this world-changing event are quite obvious to a cerebral ntellectual such as myself. Clearly our civilization has reached a point where we are so superior to all other countries. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late for a tea party."