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ATOT: I think I'm shallow.

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This made me LOL hard. But seriously for a minute, I don't think you're shallow.
I don't like fat or thin women. I like the womanly figure, you know, the hour-glass? Nice 34Ds, a round butt, and a cute baby-face otherwise I'm not interested.
It's just what I'm attracted to. I don't think knowing what you want makes you a jerk. Some dudes only like fat girls, some like only thin. Some only like the middle, and some like them all!
You're not a jerk, not as long as you don't ACT like a jerk about it.
 
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.
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Rofl.

You chubby chaser, you.
 
Originally posted by: Tarrant64
I really don't want to be a dick, but not being able to be honest to your girl is worthless. I am not going to sit there and be "your fat and you should def. work out a bit more". Don't get me wrong. And I know it will be rough bringing it up, but I don't see any problem inviting her to the gym or anything recommending any workouts or whatever to get her looking the way she talks about.
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If you have found a good way to tell a girl she is plupin up with out pissing her off or making her feel bad you need to bottle that and sell it!
 
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
So I went to the doctor because I was having some issues in bed, and he says everything was in my head.

He then asked me what I'm attracted to. I told him. Women.

He said what kind?

I said thin, simple women.

Then he asked me what my past partners were like. I said Women.

He asked if they were thin?

I said no.

He said "Try a thin woman".

I did. And I had no issues.

So am I shallow for only being turned on by thin women?
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who cares. you like what you like. i don't understand what all the fuss is about.
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.
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do tell...
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Think hotdog-hallway metaphor.
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Since women's internal anatomy doesn't change when they gain weight (if anything, the circumference might even decrease) I can only assume the OP is hung like a mosquito.

OP needs to be more creative, given his inadequacy. I can think of a couple dozen activities that would have still satisfied her.
 
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.
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do tell...
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Think hotdog-hallway metaphor.
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Since women's internal anatomy doesn't change when they gain weight (if anything, the circumference might even decrease) I can only assume the OP is hung like a mosquito.

OP needs to be more creative, given his inadequacy. I can think of a couple dozen activities that would have still satisfied her.
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It had nothing to do with that. It couldn't get turned on even before hand. The excess body weight just turned me off completely.
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Tarrant64
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.
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2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.
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And I have to say that pointing out she is chubbing it up is sure to help there.
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No, it wouldn't... also, for all men out there, for reference, NEVER EVER TELL A FEMALE SHE IS "TYPICAL" or AVERAGE!
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Man this is the problem I've always had with women, I am just a simple non-complicated type of guy, I hate word / mind games and pretending I care about certain crap that I don't. If she has average body I am telling her that if she asked, if she doesn't like it, well I don't care how much I like her, she can go flying through that door for all I care.

I wouldn't be with her if I didn't like her personality as there is nothing stopping me from leaving her if I didn't. But still women hang on to that bull crap that means absolutely nothing.

Women like the above these days are a mess, they need to have that bubble of comfort they live in blown up!
Stop listening to what your stupid girlfriends / jealous girlfriends that don't give a rat's ass about your well being say! Stop hiding behind the best makeups and the latest fashion fads and get your heads out of your asses and face reality PERIOD.

I am so sick of the average (personality wise) women out there, they all care about the same stupid crap that means nothing.

I remember once being in a relationship with a very nice lady (or what I thought was a nice lady),until one day after a very nice dinner, we where on the balcony and it was a very nice night, she asked me to tell her that she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen, I thought about it for a second, and I was like I can't lie to you I am not Mr Universe either and I wont believe you if you said so.

And that was enough for her to breakup with me, well she thought I was going to worry about it and be all apologetic and send her roses, chocolate and all that gay whipped crap you see in chick flicks, I just told her she can go find an equally shallow being if that makes her happy, an Orangutan would do a great job at it.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL YOU WHIPPED FOLKS OUT THERE!

DarkThinker
 
Don't feel too bad OP, these women only sleep with you out of pity anyway. So does it make them shallow that they think you're ugly AND an idiot? I think not!
 
Originally posted by: DarkThinker
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Tarrant64
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.
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2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.
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And I have to say that pointing out she is chubbing it up is sure to help there.
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No, it wouldn't... also, for all men out there, for reference, NEVER EVER TELL A FEMALE SHE IS "TYPICAL" or AVERAGE!
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Man this is the problem I've always had with women, I am just a simple non-complicated type of guy, I hate word / mind games and pretending I care about certain crap that I don't. If she has average body I am telling her that if she asked, if she doesn't like it, well I don't care how much I like her, she can go flying through that door for all I care.

I wouldn't be with her if I didn't like her personality as there is nothing stopping me from leaving her if I didn't. But still women hang on to that bull crap that means absolutely nothing.

Women like the above these days are a mess, they need to have that bubble of comfort they live in blown up!
Stop listening to what your stupid girlfriends / jealous girlfriends that don't give a rat's ass about your well being say! Stop hiding behind the best makeups and the latest fashion fads and get your heads out of your asses and face reality PERIOD.

I am so sick of the average (personality wise) women out there, they all care about the same stupid crap that means nothing.

I remember once being in a relationship with a very nice lady (or what I thought was a nice lady),until one day after a very nice dinner, we where on the balcony and it was a very nice night, she asked me to tell her that she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen, I thought about it for a second, and I was like I can't lie to you I am not Mr Universe either and I wont believe you if you said so.

And that was enough for her to breakup with me, well she thought I was going to worry about it and be all apologetic and send her roses, chocolate and all that gay whipped crap you see in chick flicks, I just told her she can go find an equally shallow being if that makes her happy, an Orangutan would do a great job at it.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL YOU WHIPPED FOLKS OUT THERE!

DarkThinker
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Though I think the ending was a slight bit harsh, this was an awesome post.

I don't put up with those mind games, either.
 
There's a difference between being shallow and having personal standards.

There is always going to be a group that will try to bring you down (mentally) for being who you are and what you find pleasure in.

So long as it isn't considered gross and unlawful... you are golden.

Bang those non-fat (rare) women by all means. They need loving too.
 
Originally posted by: DarkThinker
Man this is the problem I've always had with women, I am just a simple non-complicated type of guy, I hate word / mind games and pretending I care about certain crap that I don't. If she has average body I am telling her that if she asked, if she doesn't like it, well I don't care how much I like her, she can go flying through that door for all I care.

I wouldn't be with her if I didn't like her personality as there is nothing stopping me from leaving her if I didn't. But still women hang on to that bull crap that means absolutely nothing.

Women like the above these days are a mess, they need to have that bubble of comfort they live in blown up!
Stop listening to what your stupid girlfriends / jealous girlfriends that don't give a rat's ass about your well being say! Stop hiding behind the best makeups and the latest fashion fads and get your heads out of your asses and face reality PERIOD.

I am so sick of the average (personality wise) women out there, they all care about the same stupid crap that means nothing.

I remember once being in a relationship with a very nice lady (or what I thought was a nice lady),until one day after a very nice dinner, we where on the balcony and it was a very nice night, she asked me to tell her that she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen, I thought about it for a second, and I was like I can't lie to you I am not Mr Universe either and I wont believe you if you said so.

And that was enough for her to breakup with me, well she thought I was going to worry about it and be all apologetic and send her roses, chocolate and all that gay whipped crap you see in chick flicks, I just told her she can go find an equally shallow being if that makes her happy, an Orangutan would do a great job at it.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL YOU WHIPPED FOLKS OUT THERE!

DarkThinker
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:beer:
 
Fat woman are easy. All you need is 5 pounds of flour. And do as instructed.

1. Take said fat woman.
2. Open bag of flour.
3. Roll woman in flour.
4. Look for wet spot.
5 Profit
6. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Fiat1
Fat woman are easy. All you need is 5 pounds of flour. And do as instructed.

1. Take said fat woman.
2. Open bag of flour.
3. Roll woman in flour.
4. Look for wet spot.
5 Profit
6. 😛
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That was disgusting!

DarkThinker
 
Originally posted by: Fiat1
Fat woman are easy. All you need is 5 pounds of flour. And do as instructed.

1. Take said fat woman.
2. Open bag of flour.
3. Roll woman in flour.
4. Look for wet spot.
5 Profit
6. 😛
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Oh my god... that's the worst (the best) joke I've heard in a while... :cookie:
 
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