ATOT: I think I'm shallow.

[manlymatt83]

So I went to the doctor because I was having some issues in bed, and he says everything was in my head.

He then asked me what I'm attracted to. I told him. Women.

He said what kind?

I said thin, simple women.

Then he asked me what my past partners were like. I said Women.

He asked if they were thin?

I said no.

He said "Try a thin woman".

I did. And I had no issues.

So am I shallow for only being turned on by thin women?

 

[Danman]

Is this a joke?

 

[leftyman]

Fat women need lovin too.

 

[Tarrant64]

Ever have problems with your hand?

Thin is no fun.

 

[2Xtreme21]

You might be gay...

 

[j00fek]

wow
just
wow

 

[moshquerade]

punchline is missing.

 

[nonameo]

Who cares? If you are shallow, what are you going to do about it?

You like thin women and you don't like fat women. Not a crime.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: leftyman
Fat women need lovin too.

They just gotta pay more. Allllriiiight...

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: leftyman
Fat women need lovin too.

They just gotta pay more. Allllriiiight...

:beer:

 

[manlymatt83]

My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

 

[Tarrant64]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.

 

[jtvang125]

Maybe you're thin and the thicker women can't feel a thing so they lie there like a dead person and thus not exciting you fully.

 

[Tarrant64]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Maybe you're thin and the thicker women can't feel a thing so they lie there like a dead person and thus not exciting you fully.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

do tell...

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

do tell...

Think hotdog-hallway metaphor.

 

[Lola]

OP, how are you built? just curious...

 

[Tarrant64]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

do tell...

yes please do. I can think of many things to do....

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Tarrant64

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.

And I have to say that pointing out she is chubbing it up is sure to help there.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

do tell...

Think hotdog-hallway metaphor.

 

[ScottFern]

Leftina might get a little bit jealous.

 

[Tarrant64]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Tarrant64

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.

And I have to say that pointing out she is chubbing it up is sure to help there.

She knows I'm not being offensive about it. And I get the same feedback from sitting on my ass at work all day without exercise. I gain 10lbs and I never hear the end of it.

I'm not about to let her do the same. Exercise really helps with what people feel about themselves. Even if they don't look all that great, it helps.

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Tarrant64

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.

And I have to say that pointing out she is chubbing it up is sure to help there.

Girls love that. Drives them wild when you tell them.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Tarrant64

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My ex was chubby, and it broke us up because I couldn't do anything with her, and she got frustrated, and I got frustrated, and ... well. yeah.

2 of my ex's were chubby. I never had any problems.

But I know what you mean. My current girlfriend is thick though, and I get on her case about working out and what not, because she's been thin before. I am more concerned about her keeping up her self-esteem kind of thing.

And I have to say that pointing out she is chubbing it up is sure to help there.

No, it wouldn't... also, for all men out there, for reference, NEVER EVER TELL A FEMALE SHE IS "TYPICAL" or AVERAGE!

 

[Tarrant64]

I really don't want to be a dick, but not being able to be honest to your girl is worthless. I am not going to sit there and be "your fat and you should def. work out a bit more". Don't get me wrong. And I know it will be rough bringing it up, but I don't see any problem inviting her to the gym or anything recommending any workouts or whatever to get her looking the way she talks about.