ATOT fleshlight experts: Which Fleshlight?

[Toastedlightly]

Well?

 

[JoeKing]

ask Fleshlight

7/10 cause you got me you bastard :|

 

[Trogdor91]

5/10 only because this is what i read the original thread as.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Trogdor91
5/10 only because this is what i read the original thread as.

That is what I did too

 

[neonerd]

you don't want fleshlight, just go for one of these

 

[sharkeeper]

Go play in the ocean and find a rogue wave.

 

[Aves]

This would have been a lot more funny if you had used actual model names.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: neonerd
you don't want fleshlight, just go for one of these

Welcome to the Internet. Learn to link, fool.

 

[Trogdor91]

Originally posted by: aves2k
This would have been a lot more funny if you had used actual model names.

Bwahahahah! Fleshlights have different models?!

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: aves2k
This would have been a lot more funny if you had used actual model names.

I am afraid to go to the website.

 

[DaveSimmons]

obvious, but still made me chuckle so 6/10.

 

[Bv3]

7/10

 

[geckojohn]

poll please

 

[aplefka]

Decent parody... 5/10

 

[mjrpes3]

Originally posted by: neonerd
you don't want fleshlight, just go for one of these

omg, read some of the testimonials,

http://sybian.com/venus2000_testimonials.htm

" Hi, This machine is fantastic. A friend of mine let me borrow his for a few days. This is the only "mechanical" masturbation device I have ever used and words cannot describe the pleasure. I may never use my hands to masturbate again! In fact, I'm using the Venus2000 as I'm writing this letter. I recommend it to any guy. "

and creepy:

"My mom is a single mother and she bought my sister a Sybian. A few months ago she bought me a Venus. We have had many family discussions on casual sex, masturbation, and disease. These machines have allowed us to make more responsible decisions about sex. I am thankful to be in the position where the 'little head' doesn't do all the thinking for the 'big head'."

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
Go play in the ocean and find a rogue wave.

rouge wave...heh

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: Trogdor91
5/10 only because this is what i read the original thread as.

That is what I did too

Yawp. Same here

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3

Originally posted by: neonerd
you don't want fleshlight, just go for one of these

omg, read some of the testimonials,

http://sybian.com/venus2000_testimonials.htm

and creepy:

"My mom is a single mother and she bought my sister a Sybian. A few months ago she bought me a Venus. We have had many family discussions on casual sex, masturbation, and disease. These machines have allowed us to make more responsible decisions about sex. I am thankful to be in the position where the 'little head' doesn't do all the thinking for the 'big head'."

Well you know what they say, a family that plays together......

 

[LtPage1]

dont these get locked?

 

[Drakkon]

I like the super tight plady myself, but the wonder wave mouth can work wonders as well

 

[thegimp03]

hahaa, yeah people must be sleeping

 

[Nikamichi]

Tough choice.

 

[Black88GTA]

Originally posted by: neonerd
you don't want fleshlight, just go for one of these

Bah, I"ve got you all beat. OMG, sex0rz over teh intArw3b!!11

EDIT: Erm...probably NSFW