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So there I was, sitting and pondering about my existence and suddenly a spark hit me, you can say it's almost like a gust hitting a sail just right. That's right, I have aspiration to be the first snail to circumnavigate the globe. I want to be FAMOUS!
Hear me out!
I'm sick and tired of people calling me "sackless", or "mediocre", or a "no ambitions" snail; I want to be great. I want to be legendary. I want to see my name in lights. No longer do I want to be Super Sonic Snail, been there, done that. I now want to be Super Sailing Snail.
What will it take you ask? Well, not much really. Since I wasn't born into a rich enough family to afford me the opportunity to do nothing and learn sailing as I grow up, or have no responsibilities whatsoever to allow me to take a leisure cruise around the globe at my parent's expense, I'm asking for your help.
All I need are your collective monetary supports to train me for a few years how to sail, have enough funds for a sail boat, and the leftovers to take care of financial obligations for the duration that I would set sail into history.
What say you? Think about it, you too can be part of something great. Besides, since I'm already a snail (salt water kind), you won't have to worry too much should my ship capsize because I will survive and get back to land to write my book about my fail attempts. It may take me a long time, but I'm persistent. No rescue efforts required.
Fail-boat Ahoy?
Hear me out!
I'm sick and tired of people calling me "sackless", or "mediocre", or a "no ambitions" snail; I want to be great. I want to be legendary. I want to see my name in lights. No longer do I want to be Super Sonic Snail, been there, done that. I now want to be Super Sailing Snail.
What will it take you ask? Well, not much really. Since I wasn't born into a rich enough family to afford me the opportunity to do nothing and learn sailing as I grow up, or have no responsibilities whatsoever to allow me to take a leisure cruise around the globe at my parent's expense, I'm asking for your help.
All I need are your collective monetary supports to train me for a few years how to sail, have enough funds for a sail boat, and the leftovers to take care of financial obligations for the duration that I would set sail into history.
What say you? Think about it, you too can be part of something great. Besides, since I'm already a snail (salt water kind), you won't have to worry too much should my ship capsize because I will survive and get back to land to write my book about my fail attempts. It may take me a long time, but I'm persistent. No rescue efforts required.
Fail-boat Ahoy?
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