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TheNinja

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Vote for "TheNinja/Ninjja - after you read what we have to offer

Below are some things to consider regarding the Ninja party:

If you enjoy any of the following, you SHOULD vote for the Ninja party:
5) flying a LOT
5a) stabbing
4) building pillow forts and basically chilling with the homies
3) hating pirates, vikings, babysitters, and menopuasal moms
2) love spicy chili (in diaper bowls or regular bowls - your choice)
1.1) like getting so pumped that you headbutt doors right off their hinges
1) porking babes
1a) WAILING on guitar...HARD!!
1aa) popping over a thousand boners and flipping out AND NOT EVEN THINKING TWICE ABOUT IT

if you fall into one of the categories below then you should probably not vote for the Ninja party:
a ) a stupid idiot
b ) a whiny little baby who cries for his/her mommy
c ) a viking or a pirate with erectile dysfunction


So I think it isn't really a hard choice b/c the Ninja party can offer so many great things as listed above
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
if you fall into one of the categories below then you should probably not vote for the Ninja party:
a ) a stupid idiot
b ) a whiny little baby who cries for his/her mommy
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I take it Democrats cannot vote for the Ninja party? Please correct me if I am wrong.




:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Originally posted by: TheNinja
if you fall into one of the categories below then you should probably not vote for the Ninja party:
a ) a stupid idiot
b ) a whiny little baby who cries for his/her mommy
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I take it Democrats cannot vote for the Ninja party? Please correct me if I am wrong.




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heh...democrats can definitely vote....just not whiney little baby ones. We are an equal opportunity seppuku and bukakke employer
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I voted for Nik, but only for the assassination possibilities.
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:heart:
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:sniper; er :lips:
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Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I voted for Nik, but only for the assassination possibilities.
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Can I be the guy in the grassy knowl?
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Shhhhh! You're going to ruin my conspiracy! 🙁
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It's ok! They don't know about the magic bullet!
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Sweet. We can launch the attack on the ninja "dojo" (really a bathhouse where women aren't allowed :Q) at the same time.
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Sweet. We can launch the attack on the ninja "dojo" (really a bathhouse where women aren't allowed :Q) at the same time.
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I heard from pyonir that they aren't really ninjas at all, but just transexuals in their pajamas.
 
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Sweet. We can launch the attack on the ninja "dojo" (really a bathhouse where women aren't allowed :Q) at the same time.
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I heard from pyonir that they aren't really ninjas at all, but just transexuals in their pajamas.
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You think the hot pink pajamas would give them away, but most people don't think much about it.
 
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Sweet. We can launch the attack on the ninja "dojo" (really a bathhouse where women aren't allowed :Q) at the same time.
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I heard from pyonir that they aren't really ninjas at all, but just transexuals in their pajamas.
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LIES!!! Pyonir and Aquaman used to belong to the Viking Pirate Princess party but recently changed. They are NOT people you trust or vote for. Ninjas can get so pumped that they'll head but your dog and you'll both scream like 5th grade girls!
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Sweet. We can launch the attack on the ninja "dojo" (really a bathhouse where women aren't allowed :Q) at the same time.
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I heard from pyonir that they aren't really ninjas at all, but just transexuals in their pajamas.
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LIES!!! Pyonir and Aquaman used to belong to the Viking Pirate Princess party but recently changed. They are NOT people you trust or vote for. Ninjas can get so pumped that they'll head but your dog and you'll both scream like 5th grade girls!
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So ninjas want to get up close and personal with canines huh? Does your boyfrie- er cellmate know about this?
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Kyteland
:shocked:

I can't believe that you're trying to influence the voting!

😉
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I'm campaigning
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I'm deleting you from the ballot.




























j/k 😀

Edit: I'm tempted to commit a little voter fraud on the results of the "Dumbest thread ever" part of the poll. :laugh:
 
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