ATOT dude vs. 4chan guy

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Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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I would destroy them all. You know why?

cuz IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LASER!!!

Unless they do something retarded....like....

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stupid xenu fucks.
 

RESmonkey

Diamond Member
May 6, 2007
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ATOT because most of ATOT is well-educated + many here workout and are not some skinny piece of wierd shit from 4chan.
 

EGGO

Diamond Member
Jul 29, 2004
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ATOT dude:
-High IQ. More common sense. More knowledge in hunting. Can hold a fight on his own.
-Easily grossed out. Afraid of bugs (generally).

4channer:
-Psychotic. Faps at the sight of gory death. More knowledge in creating rage. Is legion (usually you won't find one alone)
-Lower IQ. Usually down in one hit.
 

JakwoW

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Aug 7, 2007
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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
In a fight? Depends is it one of our military guys? If so ATOT, but 4chan is nuts. They would do some effed up stuff like biting ears off, nut shots, etc.

In life? ATOT wins, with the exceptions of Casiotech, Goosemaster, etc.

Access at work? ATOT (since I can access it :p)

Most disturbing? 4chan no doubt.

This.
 

torpid

Lifer
Sep 14, 2003
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ATOT. Everyone here can bench press 580 lbs with one arm tied behind their back, is smarter than any 200 nobel prize winners combined, can hack into army robots to cause the destruction of the known universe, could beat both an elite navy seal and an elite MMA figher, and eats alternator sized chunks of beef for breakfast. Plus, we have been exposed to an endless array of morons who are surely nearly as annoying as the average 4chaner each and every month, and as such have built up immense tolerance to drooling idiots who otherwise would win in a surprise attack of annoyingness.
 

Vehemence

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Jan 25, 2008
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Originally posted by: torpid
ATOT. Everyone here can bench press 580 lbs with one arm tied behind their back, is smarter than any 200 nobel prize winners combined, can hack into army robots to cause the destruction of the known universe, could beat both an elite navy seal and an elite MMA figher, and eats alternator sized chunks of beef for breakfast. Plus, we have been exposed to an endless array of morons who are surely nearly as annoying as the average 4chaner each and every month, and as such have built up immense tolerance to drooling idiots who otherwise would win in a surprise attack of annoyingness.

You forgot the $750,000/year job and 2 supermodel girlfriends.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: EGGO
ATOT dude:
-High IQ. More common sense. More knowledge in hunting. Can hold a fight on his own.
-Easily grossed out. Afraid of bugs (generally).

4channer:
-Psychotic. Faps at the sight of gory death. More knowledge in creating rage. Is legion (usually you won't find one alone)
-Lower IQ. Usually down in one hit.

you haven't been around ATOT much have you?
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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4 Chan Guy: "Pedo Bear, I choose you"
Atot dude: Actions->Flee
 

Pastore

Diamond Member
Feb 9, 2000
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Is 4chan down? I'd never heard of it so I checked it out and haven't been able to get to it all day.
 

Dumac

Diamond Member
Dec 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
Originally posted by: Dumac
Ugh, so many 4channers.

Rules 1&2 in case someone on this website doesn't know about it.

Moot broke that rule with WSJ and Time magazine. It no longer exists.

That's because Moot is a lovely human.
 

KeithTalent

Elite Member | Administrator | No Lifer
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Nov 30, 2005
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4chan is a bunch of pussies. I know nothing about 4chan, but anyone compared to us is a bunch of pussies.

KT
 

Saint Michael

Golden Member
Aug 4, 2007
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4chan guy is fatter and greasier, smother power.

Edit: uhohs is basically a 4chan guy, right? He could simply waste-our-time us to death with his bland Jpop threads.
 

IEC

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Jun 10, 2004
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If by "win" you mean fail at life, then yes, 4chan "wins".

*shudders*
 

manowar821

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2007
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Originally posted by: slugg
ATOT dude... 4channers are fucking retarded. It seems to me that the average IQ here on AT is higher than that of 4chan.

You're so off base it's not even funny. 4chan is where people go to act retarded, it's not where the retards go. In reverse, ATOT is where the retards go to act civilized.

...Don't EVER combine the two, it's like crossing the streams...
 

l0cke

Diamond Member
Dec 12, 2005
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At night it would be a tie.

During day I think ATOT dude would win.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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The 4Chan guy is more likely to come dressed up as a female Final Fantasy character. The fake boobs are going to throw off his balance, giving ATOT the advantage!
 

miketheidiot

Lifer
Sep 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: manowar821
Originally posted by: slugg
ATOT dude... 4channers are fucking retarded. It seems to me that the average IQ here on AT is higher than that of 4chan.

You're so off base it's not even funny. 4chan is where people go to act retarded, it's not where the retards go. In reverse, ATOT is where the retards go to act civilized.

...Don't EVER combine the two, it's like crossing the streams...

i dunno the people that i know who frequent 4chan are vapid piles of stupidity.
 

EGGO

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Jul 29, 2004
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: EGGO
ATOT dude:
-High IQ. More common sense. More knowledge in hunting. Can hold a fight on his own.
-Easily grossed out. Afraid of bugs (generally).

4channer:
-Psychotic. Faps at the sight of gory death. More knowledge in creating rage. Is legion (usually you won't find one alone)
-Lower IQ. Usually down in one hit.

you haven't been around ATOT much have you?

What are you talking about? Just look at savoyboy and casiotech! :eek: