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2ll2 said:
does orange crush and russian vodka = a screwdriver?
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For the first time in 11 years I did shots.
And I wasnt flirting with the waitress either.


Been pining over a girl for better part of a year. Eventually the thought came I didnt have a chance. All of a sudden she surprises me by being the daughter of one of my gun club buddies. Shes not a member but she shoots with her dad on open nights. I tried talking to her after she was done shooting, she made it clear she was not at all interested and in fact, she seemed a little scared to be in the same room with me. Like she thought I was gonna jump her bones right there in front of 20 witnesses.

So, for the first time in my life I used alcohol to cure my worries.
It did not work. And reminded me why I quit drinking back in 2000.

Now I go to bed.
 
Horrible night of bowling. Did a 160, a 144 (I think). Got pissed off and got some IPA from the bar and threw a 268 in my last game (strike, spare, spare, struck out).

What a crappy way to shoot under 600.
 
shortylickens said:
For the first time in 11 years I did shots.
And I wasnt flirting with the waitress either.


Been pining over a girl for better part of a year. Eventually the thought came I didnt have a chance. All of a sudden she surprises me by being the daughter of one of my gun club buddies. Shes not a member but she shoots with her dad on open nights. I tried talking to her after she was done shooting, she made it clear she was not at all interested and in fact, she seemed a little scared to be in the same room with me. Like she thought I was gonna jump her bones right there in front of 20 witnesses.

So, for the first time in my life I used alcohol to cure my worries.
It did not work. And reminded me why I quit drinking back in 2000.

Now I go to bed.
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If you aren't just trolling, perhaps it's time to switch from the sociopath persona.
 
IHateMyJob2004 said:
Horrible night of bowling. Did a 160, a 144 (I think). Got pissed off and got some IPA from the bar and threw a 268 in my last game (strike, spare, spare, struck out).

What a crappy way to shoot under 600.
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If you aren't drinking, you're not bowling.

You proved it.
 
Ok, so I found out that vermouth goes bad after a short amount of time (who woulda thought, herbs and wine, really?), so I decided to finish off a 500ml bottle of Martini that was about 7/8 full. So, here I am now, drunk as a skunk and typing pretty well. Boo ya.... Got rid of that crap tasting stuff.
 
Barefoot Pinot - the 1.5L bottle - 1/3 gone. I can kill 750ml red wine over a period of about three hours and not be too shitfaced.
 
qliveur said:
Vermouth of any kind is terrible. Ugh.
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It all tastes the same after 4 shots of rum and scotch man. Soooooo... loaded on vermouth. Ya, vermouth does taste like ass, never buying this crap again. From now on it's rum and wine.
 
Hmm since this afternoon I've had Speakeasy Prohibition, Stone Arrogant Bastard, Green Flash Imperial IPA, Pliny the Elder (all those on tap), and a bomber of Rubicon IPA. I needed to drown my sorrows of screwing up my timing for getting some Pliny the Younger this year.
 
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