ATOT Causes Cancer in lab rats.

[hevnsnt]

AP--The federal government today released the findings of a four year study
that linked posting on ATOT to increased potential of developing cancer in
laboratory rats.

The study, which cost an estimated $17 Million, was started in 2000 when
it was noticed that the increase in stupid posts and parody threads were causing an out roar.

Spokesperson John Smith explained: "We were running a test on the possible
link between excess fapping, bad photoshops, and the word "Spider" with increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats who were forced to read every post on ATOT. The control group consisted of twenty rats who were allowed to view any post they wanted. To our surprise, all fourty rats developed cancer within six months."

 

[monk3y]

clever.

 

[quakefiend420]

lmfao

 

[isasir]

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage posting on ATOT.

 

[Random Variable]

I think it's lab rats with cancer caused ATOT

 

[saxophonoia]

nice one

 

[speed01]

Is an out roar like an uproar just in a different direction? Or is it like an out cry but louder?

Speed

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: Vespasian
I think it's lab rats with cancer caused ATOT

ATOT Denial...

 

[Trente]

hehe..

 

[Spikesoldier]

8/10

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
AP--The federal government today released the findings of a four year study
that linked posting on ATOT to increased potential of developing cancer in
laboratory rats.

The study, which cost an estimated $17 Million, was started in 2000 when
it was noticed that the increase in stupid posts and parody threads were causing an out roar.

Spokesperson John Smith explained: "We were running a test on the possible
link between excess fapping, bad photoshops, and the word "Spider" with increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats who were forced to read every post on ATOT. The control group consisted of twenty rats who were allowed to view any post they wanted. To our surprise, all fourty rats developed cancer within six months."

:laugh:

I wonder if a study on ATOT will ever be conducted though. Like how much time is wasted away?

 

[kyparrish]

hahaha

 

[Antoneo]

I knew this study would be released, and now it has!!!

 

[Antoneo]

Originally posted by: dragonballgtz

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
AP--The federal government today released the findings of a four year study
that linked posting on ATOT to increased potential of developing cancer in
laboratory rats.

The study, which cost an estimated $17 Million, was started in 2000 when
it was noticed that the increase in stupid posts and parody threads were causing an out roar.

Spokesperson John Smith explained: "We were running a test on the possible
link between excess fapping, bad photoshops, and the word "Spider" with increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats who were forced to read every post on ATOT. The control group consisted of twenty rats who were allowed to view any post they wanted. To our surprise, all fourty rats developed cancer within six months."

:laugh:

I wonder if a study on ATOT will ever be conducted though. Like how much time is wasted away?

I don't think any of us really want to know.

 

[ElFenix]

damnit, i knew it wasn't supposed to hurt when i pooped!

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
damnit, i knew it wasn't supposed to hurt when i pooped!

It's not? :Q

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
damnit, i knew it wasn't supposed to hurt when i pooped!

That's not due to the cancer, though.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

LMAO