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ATOT Causes Cancer in lab rats.

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hevnsnt

Lifer
AP--The federal government today released the findings of a four year study
that linked posting on ATOT to increased potential of developing cancer in
laboratory rats.

The study, which cost an estimated $17 Million, was started in 2000 when
it was noticed that the increase in stupid posts and parody threads were causing an out roar.

Spokesperson John Smith explained: "We were running a test on the possible
link between excess fapping, bad photoshops, and the word "Spider" with increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats who were forced to read every post on ATOT. The control group consisted of twenty rats who were allowed to view any post they wanted. To our surprise, all fourty rats developed cancer within six months."
 
Is an out roar like an uproar just in a different direction? Or is it like an out cry but louder?

Speed
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
AP--The federal government today released the findings of a four year study
that linked posting on ATOT to increased potential of developing cancer in
laboratory rats.

The study, which cost an estimated $17 Million, was started in 2000 when
it was noticed that the increase in stupid posts and parody threads were causing an out roar.

Spokesperson John Smith explained: "We were running a test on the possible
link between excess fapping, bad photoshops, and the word "Spider" with increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats who were forced to read every post on ATOT. The control group consisted of twenty rats who were allowed to view any post they wanted. To our surprise, all fourty rats developed cancer within six months."
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:laugh:

I wonder if a study on ATOT will ever be conducted though. Like how much time is wasted away?

 
Originally posted by: dragonballgtz
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
AP--The federal government today released the findings of a four year study
that linked posting on ATOT to increased potential of developing cancer in
laboratory rats.

The study, which cost an estimated $17 Million, was started in 2000 when
it was noticed that the increase in stupid posts and parody threads were causing an out roar.

Spokesperson John Smith explained: "We were running a test on the possible
link between excess fapping, bad photoshops, and the word "Spider" with increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats who were forced to read every post on ATOT. The control group consisted of twenty rats who were allowed to view any post they wanted. To our surprise, all fourty rats developed cancer within six months."
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:laugh:

I wonder if a study on ATOT will ever be conducted though. Like how much time is wasted away?
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I don't think any of us really want to know. 😀
 
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