From "PLEASE DO NOT POST THIS EMAIL ADDRESS":
In Chronological order:
I slept with my older brothers ex-girlfriend
I've paid for 2 abortions for two different married women - took one of em to the zoo afterwards, viewing the baby animals was prolly not the best idea.
I slept with my bosses wife, knocked her up twice while they were married (see above), they divorced. We're still together raising a family.
We are Swingers - some pretty crazy times we've had together
Why does this sound exactly like some kind of bullshit alkemyst would post?