I got a tube of Arctic Alumina, (Which my fuckin' Beagle chewed up before I got a chance to use it)
a long-sleeve shirt that reads "No, I won't fix your computer.",
a bad-ass caped, screaming monkey
and 8GB of G.Skill Ripjaws X DDR3-1600!
I was like "HOLYSHITZOMGWTFBBQ!!!"

Many thanks, SS!
-Joseph
Also, I've had a bit of a goof with the gift I sent. I sent it directly from Amazon with their gift-wrapping service and enclosed a note that mentions what the gift is... Little did I realize that they probably don't wrap the note with the gift. Doh!