"Athletes may be using Viagra for competitive edge"

[krunchykrome]

Athletes looking for a performance boost appear to be turning to a little blue pill more usually taken for its off-the-field benefits: Viagra.

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:Q oh my, if this found it's way to the NFL, it could potentially change the way the game is played forever

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Athletes looking for a performance boost appear to be turning to a little blue pill more usually taken for its off-the-field benefits: Viagra.

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:Q oh my, if this found it's way to the NFL, it could potentially change the way the game is played forever

like the snap might turn into a sneak and snap. :Q

 

[Shawn]

Uhh, I think it would make it more difficult to exercise if ya know what I mean.

 

[loup garou]

I can tell you it is NOT a performance enhancing drug in competitive limbo.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Shawn
Uhh, I think it would make it more difficult to exercise if ya know what I mean.

and tackle...

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: loup garou
I can tell you it is NOT a performance enhancing drug in competitive limbo.

:laugh:

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

So what does it do besides giving you a boner? Does it increase blood flow to muscles too, or something?

 

[ViviTheMage]

hopefully QBs dont take any.....

 

[Baked]

Puts a whole new meaning to low post scoring.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Baked
Puts a whole new meaning to low post scoring.

dammit. you beat me to it.

 

[Shawn]

In all seriousness, this sounds like a horrible idea. Seems like a good way to get a serious injury in the last place where you want to be injured.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Shawn
In all seriousness, this sounds like a horrible idea. Seems like a good way to get a serious injury in the last place where you want to be injured.

:laugh:

 

[TheTony]

Aren't professional athletes cocky enough as it is?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Eli
:laugh:

So what does it do besides giving you a boner? Does it increase blood flow to muscles too, or something?

That was the intended purpose. They were developing a drug to counter Angina pectoris. Found a boner instead. Getting the blood flowing will help carry more oxigen. That boner will impede running though.

They are going to have to reshape the cup 🙂

 

[edro]

ZING!

It looks like those candy machine mini football helmets are going to be coming back, but not as a toy.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Eli
:laugh:

So what does it do besides giving you a boner? Does it increase blood flow to muscles too, or something?

That was the intended purpose. They were developing a drug to counter Angina pectoris. Found a boner instead. Getting the blood flowing will help carry more oxigen. That boner will impede running though.

They are going to have to reshape the cup 🙂

I don't know about you, but if someone had a boner, I would not tackle them. Conversely, if someone with a boner was running after me, I'd run even faster.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: TheTony
Aren't professional athletes cocky enough as it is?

*rimshot* :laugh:

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Eli
:laugh:

So what does it do besides giving you a boner? Does it increase blood flow to muscles too, or something?

That was the intended purpose. They were developing a drug to counter Angina pectoris. Found a boner instead. Getting the blood flowing will help carry more oxigen. That boner will impede running though.

They are going to have to reshape the cup 🙂

I don't know about you, but if someone had a boner, I would not tackle them. Conversely, if someone with a boner was running after me, I'd run even faster.

well, I would think they'll have to reshape the cup.

Of course, most will be ill fitting since everyone will ask for the 2 feet long 'cup'

It'll be like a jousting match, except on foot.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Baked
Puts a whole new meaning to low post scoring.

Or "putting good wood on a slider."

 

[Wreckem]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Eli
:laugh:

So what does it do besides giving you a boner? Does it increase blood flow to muscles too, or something?

That was the intended purpose. They were developing a drug to counter Angina pectoris. Found a boner instead. Getting the blood flowing will help carry more oxigen. That boner will impede running though.

They are going to have to reshape the cup 🙂

I don't know about you, but if someone had a boner, I would not tackle them. Conversely, if someone with a boner was running after me, I'd run even faster.

well, I would think they'll have to reshape the cup.

Of course, most will be ill fitting since everyone will ask for the 2 feet long 'cup'

It'll be like a jousting match, except on foot.

Football players do not wear cups, and havent for a long time.

 

[dsity]

maybe this is really what they call the "stiff arm"?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

I don't know about you, but if someone had a boner, I would not tackle them. Conversely, if someone with a boner was running after me, I'd run even faster.

Especially if he were wearing Spandex pants like football players wear.

Then the refs get distracted, too.
"10 inch-- 10 yard penalty!"


Maybe the Olympics organizers are behind it, in an effort to attract more female viewers.

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: edro
ZING!

It looks like those candy machine mini football helmets are going to be coming back, but not as a toy.

Oh man I wheeze laughed at that one, hahaha.

 

[Ktulu]

Viagra is not on the International Olympic Committee's list of prohibited drugs, so athletes can take it at the Beijing Olympics.

This can't be pretty during Olympic Wrestling. 2 sweaty dudes rubbing up on each other after taking Viagra <shudder>. That'll be one event I won't be watching this year. :shocked:

 

[RapidSnail]

We finally have the reason for the infamous "ass slap." :shocked: