Athiest's Nightmare

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: eits
if this is true, then why don't women have grooves over their ass or why don't i have grooves over my cock?

or why are there murderers

 

[yowolabi]

So apparently God only meant us to eat bananas. Otherwise, why didn't he make all the other food in the world banana shaped so it would fit perfectly into our hands?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Just say no to atheism.

Just say no to FelixDeKat.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Just say no to atheism.

Just say no to FelixDeKat.

Hello FelixDeKat. No FelixDeKat.

 

[tfcmasta97]

i feel like an idiot

since i was born i always open the banana from the other side.

I got used to it because i used the so called 'tab' as a handle when i was little.


and i always eat it 'upsidedown' now cuz im used to it.

 

[Jeff7]

I don't get it - he says that the banana is curved and faces toward your mouth. Anytime I try to eat bananas, they always face away from me. I guess God hates me.

 

[GeneValgene]

HAHAHA...even kirk cameron can't contain his laughter when he listens to this guy - you can tell he's tryign his hardest not to laugh

 

[Babbles]

LOL, now that is some great material there!

 

[BW86]

rofl.

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
i feel like an idiot

since i was born i always open the banana from the other side.

I got used to it because i used the so called 'tab' as a handle when i was little.


and i always eat it 'upsidedown' now cuz im used to it.

Did you just realize this?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Just say no to atheism.

Just say no to FelixDeKat.

Hello FelixDeKat. No FelixDeKat.

Dont listen to howard. He likes to burnitdown.

 

[Mucho]

So what was got thinking when he made the pineapple?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Mucho
So what was got thinking when he made the pineapple?

That we would love

:music:

Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

:music:

 

[tfcmasta97]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
i feel like an idiot

since i was born i always open the banana from the other side.

I got used to it because i used the so called 'tab' as a handle when i was little.


and i always eat it 'upsidedown' now cuz im used to it.

Did you just realize this?

no, i realized it when i was eating a banana at a cousin's grandparent's house.

i was eating a banana, and the grandfather was laughing at me. meh too used to it to change.

 

[her209]

Cucumbers are God's gift to women then?

 

[Eeezee]

That was so homoerotic

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Just say no to atheism.

Just say no to FelixDeKat.

Hello FelixDeKat. No FelixDeKat.

Dont listen to howard. He likes to burnitdown.

Well, I've been an atheist since about age 5. I'm 26 now, so really, Howard had no influence over anything except for my forum reply.

 

[MisterJackson]

That's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

 

[0roo0roo]

i'm surprised he didn't mention god made it perfect for girls to practice/display deep throat techniques