At the semester change, I was switched English Classes

[BlackTigers]

and the class i got switched into is reading the Inferno. which i havent read.

I have to write a two page essay comparing it to the movie "what dreams may come", which is a looooosssseeee interpretation of it. I'm finding it difficult to compare a book I haven't opened to a movie.


now how the fuck does this bitch expect me to pull this one off? lovely.

/rant.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

You have to read ALL of Inferno? God help you.

 

[adlep]

I was switched English Classes

Your title does not look like a grammatically proper sentence - although I may be mistaken.

 

[IronWing]

Read the book, read the book, read the mofoing book.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Read the book, read the book, read the mofoing book.

it's due tuesday. I caught the last five cantos. and the other 29 will be difficult to read considering i work tomorrow night.

i'm kinda just bs'ing it like crazy right now. i gotta get creative style points somewhere for this.


I would have read the stupid book (which looks ridiculous), but she told me I'd just get excused from the first week of class until they finished it.

So I didn't bother reading the rest of it.

She lied. =/

 

[CatchPhrase]

Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or
Drop the class.
Apply to Burger king.
Post about how much you hate all of the buttons they make you push.

Then
Decide to go back to school.
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

http://www.sparknotes.com/poetry/inferno

The savior of many a student.

 

[her209]

Basically, there's this guy name Dante Culpepper. He played for the Minnesota Vikings.

 

[newnameman]

OP, are you in high school?

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: newnameman
OP, are you in high school?

yessirrrr

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or
Drop the class.
Apply to Burger king.
Post about how much you hate all of the buttons they make you push.

Then
Decide to go back to school.
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or do what I did.

Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.
Graduate.
Apply to Burger King.

lol

 

[WHAMPOM]

Google; Inferno cliff notes???

 

[DaveSimmons]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

 

[Evadman]

How could you have NOT read it? It's a short read anyway, maybe 2 hours tops. Stop posting, and start reading.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Read the book, read the book, read the mofoing book.

:thumbsup:

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: her209
Basically, there's this guy name Dante Culpepper. He played for the Minnesota Vikings.

The he went to hell. He now plays for the Detroit Lions.

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or
Drop the class.
Apply to Burger king.
Post about how much you hate all of the buttons they make you push.

Then
Decide to go back to school.
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or do what I did.

Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.
Graduate.
Apply to Burger King.

lol

I know some that are having trouble getting into burger king.

 

[RGN]

Jesus christ. 2 pages? I know its high school, but grow some nuts man. That isn't hard.

 

[villageidiot111]

Sorry, but a 2 page essay really shouldn't be too hard to write. With only 2 pages you can mostly just speak in generalities, you won't have to get specific at all.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: adlep

I was switched English Classes

Your title does not look like a grammatically proper sentence - although I may be mistaken.

You are not mistaken.

 

[Leros]

You can write 2 pages by just reading the cliff notes. Read 1/3 of the book or something to get enough knowledge to where it looks like you actually read it. Teachers CAN tell if you just read the summaries.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: her209
Basically, there's this guy name Dante Culpepper. He played for the Minnesota Vikings.

Now THAT made me laugh out loud.

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or
Drop the class.
Apply to Burger king.
Post about how much you hate all of the buttons they make you push.

Then
Decide to go back to school.
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

lol

 

[Pocatello]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

Or
Drop the class.
Apply to Burger king.
Post about how much you hate all of the buttons they make you push.

Then
Decide to go back to school.
Read the book.
Watch the movie.
Type the 2 pages.

lol

Gold! Young people do have time to screw around though.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Suck it up

2 pages lmao